Texas Lizard
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On 6/27/2025 at 5:31 PM, Texas Red said:
You Folks in Callifornia sure have alot of gizmos.....
Texas Red
We also have topless house cleaners....I could send them your way....
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5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
Cut a small piece of aluminum beer can (or whatever) to use as a shim. Put it under the sight and reinstall sight. I've had to do that several times to various sights, never had one come back off.
Enjoy the beer the night before....Then put the can to use....
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Looks like you might be a little slow on the reloading....
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It would be just a big hole in the ground.....With lot of trash and maybe a few dead bodies...Weighted....
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No pictures you need to describe your item for sale....
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All that stuff folds up to fit the saddle bag....Newest thing for the movies...
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Shower with a friend...Of the opposite sex....Maybe two...Can save time and water....
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If all fails get a good nights sleep....And start fresh in the morning....Trouble shoot it piece by piece..One step at at time....
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Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond.....
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19 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
What are the odds that they would find Alpo?
Well, he does live in Florida so that increases the odds!
If we are lucky...Maybe they will keep him....
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Naaaa they will just return....We are still stuck with him.....
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6 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said:
Or one made of bourbon, neat.
Do they call that one a trans margarita???
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34 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said:
This is my preference as well. Though I'm not so in liking of that particular drink...
There is always the virgin margarita......
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Worried about the summer...Try King Salmon, Alaska....Summer was light at 2 in the morning....Winter was a long night....If you had company, a long night was good....
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I prefer it is 5 o'clock somewhere...
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Margarita Time
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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
They’ll catch up.
I guess my flip phone will catch up some day.....
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It seems to me....They were giving them something to clean there bottom...Before dropping in later that night, for some fun...
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8 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:
Perhaps the idiocy of pricing everything at a dollar amount followed by .99 will end.
Also, more copper for bullets.
Yes, little one, pennies are only coated with copper, not made of copper, but still, the amount of copper available will increase if Uncle Sam isn’t making Pennie’s.
Unless you have a lot of old pennies saved....Which I do...
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Move your toes out of the way.....
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7 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
Good luck!
Sounds like they have a good plan of attack and solution to the problem.
BTW, the basements in most of Florida are always filled with water...we call them swimming pools!
Are those called indoor swimming pools??? For year round swimming???
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On 5/26/2025 at 6:41 PM, Buckshot Bear said:
La Cockaroach?
Pancho Villa......I the only to invade America....At least part of it.....
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1 hour ago, irish ike, SASS #43615 said:
Interesting California is 39.4 million. So could Canada be one State? Maybe Calif. high speed rail could head north and connect!
Nice idea....We are about 10 to 15 years behind and way over cost...Add Canada....We would go into the next century and money well, someones pockets well lined...
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28 minutes ago, MizPete said:
Those Belle people never sewed their own clothes. Most of them were made by Island Girl's mama. You do NOT want to get me started.
If I remember right, them island girls did not wear much in clothes...If any...Now that could be a great sight....
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4 hours ago, Dapper Dave said:
...wow...That...sucks. On the other hand, I cannot relate as everyone in my immediate family is deceased, so nobody I grew up with can give me grief about ironing my white cowboy shirts.
Besides, it's a skillset I might need when I go look for my retirement job. 4 years, and counting down!
I can understand why you do not have a problem with winkles...A good stretch ...
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A good ironing job help you move faster...Wrinkles will cost time...Will save you at least .001 to .003 seconds.....
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Hunting deer at night, legally
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Sounds about right....