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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485

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  1. 2020 REALITIES…. 

     
    1.     The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.  
    2.    I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.    
    4.     The world has turned upside down .  Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 
    5.    This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.   I came into my house & told my cat.  We laughed a lot
    6.    Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.   Pajamas are liars.
    7.   Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 
    8.   This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.   Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home! 
    9.    I never thought the comment, “I wouldn't touch him/her/it with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy,.
    10.  I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 
            11.  I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the      Backyard.   I’m getting tired of the Living Room
           12.  "The curve is flattening so we can return to normal” is like saying:
    The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now .”   
          13.  Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money. 
    14.   The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things
              1. How dense the population is.
              2. How dense the population is.
     
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