Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485
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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
What REEEEEAAAALLLY hurt was getting a few mustache hairs caught in a bowstring. Not only does it make the eyes water, you flinch before the arrow leaves the bow and that messes up the shot.
When my beard was longer it would get caught in the collapsible stock on an AR15. Just one of the reasons I wear it much shorter these days.
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from the BabylonBee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation is in shock today following reports of representatives in Congress showing up to work for the 4th day in a row. Sources in Washington say this may be a new record, as most members of the House are used to showing up maybe once or twice per month while spending most of their time drinking cocktails with lobbyists and talking to CNN. Medical personnel has been dispatched to the Capitol Building to tend to any elderly reps in attendance, who aren't used to working this hard, while experts warn many of them may not last through today's grueling 5-hour workday.
The House is expected to adjourn early today for the sake of any at-risk senior citizens.
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6 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
He got very lucky. I've never seen a beard get caught in a machine, but I have seen what happens when long hair gets caught in a machine. Very gruesome and bloody. Long hair and machinery with moving parts don't mix.
Notice his ear pods are in that mess too?
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