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  1. 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

    wo Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

    Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."

    Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"

    The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"

    "Yeah."

    "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard."

    "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house."

    "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

    "I have a family."

    "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

    "Yes, I do have a wife."

    "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

    "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."

    Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar.

    He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?"

    Bubba says, "I'll show you.

    Do you have a weed-eater?"

    "No."

    "Then you're a queer."

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    Dang!   My wife and I don't have a weed eater!  

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  2. 16 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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    I can't say that I've never done it, because I've posted about my wife in the hospital a couple of times, and during the Tubbs Fire and Glass Fire I used it to keep friends and family informed, as well as, looking back on it, a sort of therapy, and just recently the unexpected death of my ex-wife.

     

    But in what I see as the meaning of that meme, the almost constant whining that some people do, no, I don't.

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    On Thursday, the Coalinga CHP Office had a special visitor show up for a Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) verification. This motorcycle is a 1951 Vincent Rapide, a rare British motorcycle. The owner, a Coalinga local, had recently purchased this bike from the UK. VIN verifications are done by the CHP on salvage vehicles, out of state vehicles, or vehicles with other issues that need confirmation by CHP. If you see this amazing piece of transportation history traveling along the highways and byways of western Fresno County, give him a thumbs up or wave.
    May be an image of motorcycle
     
     
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  4. Armenian Potato Salad

    Ingredients

     

        2 lbs russet potatoes about 6 small to medium size, peeled

        1 cup red onion very finely diced (about ½ red onion)

        1 bunch parsley finely chopped

        2 green onions finely chopped

        ½ bunch fresh dill finely chopped

        1 jalapeno finely diced (optional for a spicy kick)

     

    For the dressing:

        ½ cup Extra virgin olive oil

        1 Lemon Zest and juice

        3 cloves garlic grated

        Salt and pepper to taste

     

    Instructions

        Start by prepping your potatoes. Add the peeled potatoes to a large enough pot – if they’re large, cut them in half to reduce cooking time. Cover completely with water, add a generous pinch of salt and cook for about 10 minutes or until fork tender. Drain well and when they’re cool enough to handle, cut them into desired size pieces.

        While the potatoes cook, prepare and chop the rest of the ingredients and mix together the dressing. Once the potatoes are cut up and still warm, add them to a large bowl, top with remaining ingredients and drizzle the dressing right over. Its important that the potatoes are still warm here so it can soak up the dressing!

        This can be eaten right away, at room temp or straight out of the fridge. Enjoy!

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