Subdeacon Joe
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4 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:
I think not.
That's been obvious for years!
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10 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:
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2 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:
I think this is the chart that every shooting range 'expert' uses when they are 'helping' a new shooter on the station next to them.
(guy with new pistol): Man, these sights suck! I need to get them adjusted!
(me, looking at target): Looks more like your mechanics, mostly jerking or slapping the trigger, maybe a flinch in there, too.
(guy with new pistol): I don't flinch! And I don't slap the trigger!
(me) Here, let me reload your magazines and let me watch you shoot the next one. (slips a few random snap caps into each magazine).
(gwnp) OK. (hangs new target) BANG! (7 o'clock, 6 ring) BANG! (7 o'clock, 8 ring) CLICK! (pistol pointing at floor about half way to the target). "Oh!"
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36 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
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11 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
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Brought up with guns. I own, shoot, and build guns.MonWhere can I buy a .50 cal sniper?
You can’t, for at least two reasons.
One, snipers aren’t for sale, ever since the Thirteenth Amendment. You can no longer buy people.
Second, .50 caliber = 1/2 inch. The minimum height requirement is 58 inches.
A half inch sniper wouldn’t be able to carry or operate your typical “sniper” rifle, since they can be as much as 58 inches long and weigh 30 pounds.
The closest thing would be Rent-A-Midget Sniper™. At Rent-A-Midget Sniper™, they rent out highly skilled and finely equipped midget snipers. Their Sniper / Spotter package comes with all you need for any sniping job. A+ BBB rating.
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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Four or five a year.
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11 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Under "Reality" throw in the Herky-bird and the BUFF.
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8 hours ago, Raylan said:
That looks udderly ridiculous!
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1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:
As I recall, there may have been whiskey involved.
Whiskey? In a fraternity house? Perish the thought!
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13 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:
I once saw an 1874 French Gras bayonet protruding through shingles of the Kappa Phi Delta house just like that....
Um.....do I really want to know HOW someone managed that?
Maybe something like:
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4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
(blinking in innocent bewilderment)
But, Dear! It's your favorite sandwich!
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