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    It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    22 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

     

     

    One time about 35 years ago,  on Hwy. 20 between Willits and Ft. Bragg, must have been  about 0730, in very pretty Redwood Country,  nice winding road , my wife (girlfriend at the time) was dozing.  I saw a squirrel in the road 50 yards or so ahead.  Being in a playful mood,  I tapped the brakes,pointed like Donald Sutherland in "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers" and yelled "What's that?!?!" She came abruptly awake screaming and scanning around frantically.  Then she heard me laughing. Started to hit me.  "Hey!  I'm driving! You can't hit me!"  MAN!  She was looking daggers at me for MILES!  

     

    All this time later it's still one of our running gags.

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    It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately -  unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something."
    Dick Butkus
    "Butkus hit me so hard my body almost liquefied. He helps me up & says ‘You Ok?’
    I said, ‘Yeah of course.’
    He says, ‘Well if you’re OK, why are you in our huddle?’ He’d hit me so hard I’d followed him into the  Bears huddle. He turned me around & sent me back”
    Denver RB Floyd Little

    #NFL #bears

     

     

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    Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    1 hour ago, Alpo said:

    You know, when I wrote that I wrote FLOUR.

     

    Suuuurrrrre you did!:D

     

    1 hour ago, Alpo said:

    Bacon, which is 90% fat and salt, gets its flavor by the fat and salt cooking off.

     

    If you coat the raw bacon with a flower or cornmeal type covering, and then cook it in deep fat, it seems to me that neither the fat nor the salt would be able to cook away.

     

    So you would have a piece of greasy salty meat coated in chicken batter.

     

    Does not sound like it would be very good, but I didn't agree with the meme. I just posted it. :P

     

    Correct.  You need to par cook the bacon.  Get it brown but not quite crisp. Drain it,  flour it, batter it, then deep fry it. 

     

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    Motorcycles

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

    Buddies helping a buddy.  Helping him remember 1. Not to drink too much. 2. Not to do dumb $#!¥ on your bike when you’re drunk (split rear tire).3. Just to mess with him. 

     

    Thanks.   I couldn't decide if it was prank, revenge, or college art project. 

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