Subdeacon Joe
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3 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:
Ah! Diet pills.
Pop one of those babies in your mouth and eat it. You won’t want anything else to eat afterwards. ‘Cause your taste buds will be useless.
Некультурный крестьянин!
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1 hour ago, Warden Callaway said:
Thanks. Reminds me of a guy had a concession stand somewhere in the north. He left the heat on so the pipes wouldn't freeze. He got broken into. What the theft got was trivial but he left the door open and the pipes all froze. They caught the kid but he swore he closed the door.
Like in the show, "Clarence Darrow for the Defense." Attorney questioning a cop about a fight that led to arrests. Something like, "Did you actually see my client bite off the man's ear?" "No sir, I did not." But the attorney couldn't leave it there. "Then how do you know that he was the one who bit it off?" "Because I saw him spit it out."
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54 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said:
I watched frame by frame with closed caption on and can't understand what he said.
"There was no earpiece in it, Ma'am."
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58 minutes ago, Stump Water said:
And I'll be sautéing some butterflied shrimp for about 83 seconds.
You can call it scampi if you want to.
Shrimp, chicken cutlets, pork, mushrooms. Or, heck, onions. Serve with a loaf of good bread.
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Butter, shallots, capers, white wine, and lemon juice.
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Sister, I don't mind shootin' 'em but I'm not gonna sweat over 'em.
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Pretty decent yarn to introduce your little friends.
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1 hour ago, Trailrider #896 said:
What kind of propellant are they using? Almost smokes like black, but I know it can't be that...
https://www.rheinmetall.com/en/products/propellants/propulsion/artillery
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I'm not really sure how I feel about this. My first impression was, "What a pile of manipulative male bovine excrement!"
But got to thinking about "victim impact statements" in general.
How is it significantly different than momma standing there wailing and weeping about her poor baby who never did any harm or got in any trouble, and that he was a good boy turning his life around. That all he was doing was collecting for the Orphans Fund at the homeless shelter. His doing it at gunpoint didn't give anyone the right to shoot him?" Same appeal to emotions, just a different medium.
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30 minutes ago, Caprock Kid said:
Saint Barbara would be proud.
Number 1 STAND BY; Number 1 - FIRE
Bore clear
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20 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:
Wow!! 🤩 I would think that would be some kind of an interference call. Maybe call the ball dead? Hmm….interesting to say the least!
That was my initial reaction, but it's not really any different than if it bounced off an umpire, or off the rubber on the mound.
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3 hours ago, Gracos Kid said:
But at least his dog comes back.
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53 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said:
Withholding judgement until we see what he advocates. If he focuses on return to scripture and cleaning house, then I'm all for it. If he starts getting into politics and neglects his duties as CEO of the Church, that's another story.
A couple of good signs right off the bat.
First is that he appeared in the formal vestments of the papacy. Second is that he started his address in Latin.
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A Florida man is alive after being gored Sunday by a bison in Yellowstone National Park, park officials report.
At about 3:15 in the Lake Village area of the park, a bison gored a 47-year-old Cape Coral, Florida, man after he approached it too closely, says a Wednesday statement by the Yellowstone National Park’s public affairs office.
The man sustained minor injuries. Emergency medical personnel treated him, and officials are investigating the incident, says the statement.
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It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
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