Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129

Howdy all ye Grumps and ner-do -wells: Page 5,,,, Sorry I haven't been Keeping up with these posts, I have been taking a Course On-line at our Bible college, 6 weeks of intense learning. A semester compressed into 6 weeks... Well Grump on! Jabez Cowboy

I would have headed to the head to loose my lunch... Jabez Cowboy

I don't Know any Toddler as Stupid as that thing... Jabez Cowboy

We can still make a difference in our World, through Prayer and Voting, we still out number them ... Coffee for the Grumps hay for the Steads, no snow left... Jabez Cowboy

I guess 24% were not Liberals... Jabez Cowboy

Hey DDD; I hear that you were given some "Pop Rock" candy and when it started to pop in you're mouth, you screamed and crawled under the table... shouting "Bombs get down every one" They finally lured you out from under the table with a lolly Pop... Are you planning to Shoot this year? Jabez Cowboy

Sad! but true... Grump on! Jabez Cowboy

DDD ya Shootin this year or just Grumpin? Jabez Cowboy

Don't let da big Bad dentist Scare ya DDD... He's likely nice to Kids and the mentally Infirm... He might even give you a lolly Pop... Jabez Cowboy

I'm getting really Grumpy I haven't been able to ride my Honda Shadow at all this Month... Just when I was thinking "One More" day of melting, Winter came back Jabez Cowboy

BTT: Hot Coffee and Cinnamon Buns Fer DA Grumps, the First 6 anyway.... The steads will have to paw the snow aside to find grazing, Sorry. Jabez Cowboy

BTT; For ole DDD Even a Blind Squirrel finds an Acorn now and Then... Jabez Cowboy

Don't they shoot old crippled mules? The feller I was talking to is way better looking than you, and taller with a beard... Jabez Cowboy

It's those eastern Liberals that and Rigged Voting Counts.... And a bunch of over sea's Military Votes getting lost... Jabez Cowboy

That thing called Justin has caused the deaths of many Veterans, by is stupid actions and in-action... Jabez Cowboy

He needs to take a Walk like the thing he claims is his Dad did 40 years ago... Then he needs to become like his Dad ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dead.

And only a Few of these Critters are ever prosecuted, Why? Grump On ... Jabez Cowboy

I didn't think I was ever going to make him confess that Ole DDD was his brother-in-law... I had about used up all my Interrogation tactic's, then I tricked him by turning to, was Barn Sweeper his Brother-in-law that was his un-doing, since I already Knew all about Barn Sweepers ferriferous Clan... Jabez Cowboy Beating the truth of the rotten Gangs one by one

DDD; You have always been a Hazard... Jabez Cowboy

Hey Triple D; I hear you are a bit Wobbly, of late... Met a Bearded Man that after I questioned him about How He knew You , Well to make along story a little shorter... I interrogated, tortured, and threatened his life, he finally admitted you were his brother-in-law... He admitted that Barn Sweeper was his Brother-in-Law with-out the need of torturing him... Jabez Cowboy

Blackwater; Prayers going up for the both of you, from North of the Medicine Line... May God Bless and Keep you Both in the center of his will.... Lord I ask that you bring healing Amen! Jabez Cowboy

So very sadly True... Pretty freaky... Now git often da Lawn!!! And Keep da younkers of too... Jabez Cowboy

It seems to help to get 30% of all the money that disappears and can't be accounted for by the liberal Hacks... And the Head of the NDP that is a wanted terrorist that India wants to get their hands on... Jabez Cowboy

150 million, Turdeau's take would be What 43 Million... It's called a Kickback. Lubing da Slide... Jabez Cowboy

Yup prayers going Up ... Jabez Cowboy