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6 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
Hell with cutting my hair.......she's gonna be painting my house.
Just don't have her paint your Porch...
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That SO reminds me of "Bonehead English" in Junior High School~!
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Gub'mint workers, undoubtedly...
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20 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Does that remind anyone of this tragic escalator failure...?
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4 hours ago, Charlie T Waite said:
Dang... I hope that ain't a suppository~!!
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7 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
Mine uses my pocket knives! I have found a few with broken tips! I now ground them off to a flat edge so she can use them as a screwdriver!
So Sassparilla Kid has given his Ma (the Former Missus Hardpan) a set of Japanese kitchen knives (Miyabi Hibana?)
Evidently, she managed to mangle the tip of one* of 'em... "Ma! Don't you know that these are hand crafted by a little old Japanese Master Bladesmith in a hut working over a hot forge while wearing a diaper??"
*The Kid repaired it by carefully re-grinding the tip with stones.
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7 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:
I used to tell my ex it was payback for her using one of my good screwdrivers as a pry tool.
I used to find mine in the garden, where the Former Missus Hardpan would use them as stakes for plant ties.
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27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
....... it only took me ONE visit for me to work that out .....
Ya know what that reminded me of...?
I learned too late that there's an old saying, "Never hang wallpaper with a spouse!"
I did THAT just once, too. In an instant, the now-former-missus-Hardpan transformed from Nurse Jekyll to Ms Hyde... I lasted maybe five minutes, then remembered an urgent commitment elsewhere. Boy, was I lucky to escape!
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50 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
that was on the old "political fire" ...... right?
Nope. Just the reg'lar "wire." 'Twarn't a political topic... just a bunch o' "know-it-alls" who thought they knew it all.
Now, for what it's worth, I only ventured into the "political fire" twice, just to see what it was about. The first time out of curiosity... the second and last just to confirm that my eyes had not deceived me the first time.
That place was NUTS!
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3 hours ago, Charlie T Waite said:
Har~!
Back about fourteen or fifteen years ago I posted that picture on the Wire. It seems there were a bunch of "cowboys" haranguing about rules interpretations and such, and a few of 'em were becoming real pills. (And as we all know, a "pill" is something hard to take! )
Sooo.... I posted a short message, Introducing Marshall Turk, and proposing the formation of a new sub-group in SASS ~ the Grand Old Brotherhood of Bunkhouse Lawyers, Esq, or G.O.B.B.L.E.Marshall Turk was to be the official Spokesturkey and mascot of the organization.Somehow I don't think the windbags appreciated it, but they at least shut up for a short spell.- 7
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Just now, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
any reason for me to not just sleep in?
Go for it!
I think I might start warming up with a nap right now!
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8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
@Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 this is all we see
Well, that's peculiar! On my tablet, I see the same thing YOU see, but on my laptop I see THIS:
(I re-saved the original .PNG as a .JPEG, then copied to the thread)
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