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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

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  1. On 2/15/2020 at 9:53 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:



    I was always a terrible math student.  English, too, for that matter - which  might explain why I could never come to terms with mixing letters with numbers!


    Anyway, I sent this to Helen Brimstone (retired engineer).  She laughed like hell, then forwarded it to her granddaughter in in Brazil. Five minutes later got a response:




    I can relate to Joe's answer better~!!  ^_^

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  2. First match as a Buckeroo when he was eight... he signed in, and the nice lady behind the counter looked at his name, smiled, and said "I'm sorry, Honey, but you're going to have to find a new alias.  I'm pretty sure 'Sassparilla Kid' was taken years ago." 


    The kid looked surpised, then thoughtful, then pulled his vest aside and displayed his badge.  The nice lady looked at his bade and number, eyebrows went up, and she declared "Oh MY!  You ARE the 'Sassparilla Kid!'"  ^_^







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    For the buckaroo 


    The Cookie Bandit 


    The Sasaparilla Kid


    Sorry, Warden... Sassparilla Kid* 8968L is my son.  Just turned 28; had the alias since he was four or five...  :rolleyes:


    *"If it sounds the same, it is the same."  ^_^





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  4. On 10/15/2019 at 10:20 PM, Sawhorse Kid said:

    Helen Jesus

    Helen Brimstone

    Helda Paye

    Helza Cummin

    Heaven N. Helle

    Ionna Junker

    Lucy Goosie

    Ima Spectre

    Ima Hunter

    Ima Proe


    I can assure you that Ms Helen Brimstone is alive and well and living in Fresno....  :lol:



  5. 14 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

    Naw. Them fellers was Sneezy, Dopey, Jethro, Grumpy, Sleepy, Snotty, Doc, Rudolph, Bashful, Giggles, Itchy, Bugsy, Happy, Norman, Droopy, Constantine, and Dufus.


    Those was the regulars but there was a whole herd of them guys, too.


    (Are we having fun yet?) :D


    Ya left out Crappy and Stinky~!  :rolleyes:

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  6. 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

    Then there's the Olphart family:  Justin, Dustin, Rusty, Bear,Dusty, Buff, Grizzly, Dopey, Mopey, Trusty, Crafty,  B. N., Ben N., Lazy, Easy, Handy, Hardy, Dan D., Otto Bean, Reverend, Sneezy, Howlin, Craven, Harry, Rinkelled, and Morris.  


    There's a bunch more but I can't remember them all.


    Wait... ain't them those li'l fellas who helped out ol' Snow White...?  angel.gif

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