Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967
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Guess what...!
It makes Skull Waffles, too~!
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6 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said:
retired Fireman with tooo much money
and look at gas price
Must be a retired Stockton fireman....
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This one was kinda startling....
The outfit I retired from was largely staffed by women - like about 330 women to maybe 25 men, spread out over locations in three counties.
Anyway, there was one gal... not at all unattractive, and very obviously "womanly" constructed in a - to put it bluntly - eye-catching manner.
Well... the modern times being what they are, she decided that she'd rather be a "Donald" than a "Donna," and pursued the medical route to accomplish this goal. Evidently quite successfully.
But I gotta confess... it always gave the shivers to be in the men's room and have "Donald" sidle up to the fixture next to me. Suddenly all that morning coffee just had to stay on board a while longer.....
I never said anything until now; didn't want to be accused of being a horrid, insensitive, backward-thinking troglodyte.
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3 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:
Yup. Disneyland... california again.
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9 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Must be a california game warden.
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16 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
........ now the numberplate reads backwards .......
Picky, picky....
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4 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:
Fixed it for ya....
Ya know... it just occurred to me ~ ain't that the Womping Willow...?
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8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Well the steering wheel is on the wrong side.
Fixed it for ya....
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10 minutes ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said:
I gots one of those!!
Heck... I even gots a matching recliner~!!
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10 hours ago, Muggle said:
I can think of a certain governor who needs to take care no one slams the lid on his haid when he goes to take a drink....
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7 hours ago, Charlie T Waite said:
Just change the sheet metal and call it a Mustang....
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20 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
....... so, that's not Walt Disney ..... ? ...
Nope... that be Marlin Perkins.
That was what "Reality Television" USED to be like.
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4 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Poor Jim
My favorite episode - from 1971, To Rope a Grizzly
Sunday, February 1971, those of us in the Kappa Phi Delta house who didn't have Valentine's Day dates (most of us!) were perched on the edges of our seats, beers clutched in hand but forgotten, watching in astonishment...
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7 hours ago, Alpo said:
Dangit... I'm afraid to even wonder what the Department of Fish and Game are gonna charge for tags~!!
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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
One of the things I really miss about PRC . Where I lived up in Susanville opening day of dove season was a big deal, everyone went
Yup... love it! A "rite of passage" here in the Central Valley, which we continue to celebrate every September 01. SO many memories... and stories!
Always fun going into town for breakfast after that opening day morning shoot and seeing the restaurants full of happy folk in camouflage.
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1 hour ago, Muggle said:
Sassparilla Kid, after his first dove hunt... many years ago.
Twenty years later...
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2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
I'm glad this isn't in the Pat Riot threads .....
He's have hisself an attack o' apoplexy if he found hisself goin' the wrong way and headed back toward california....
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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Been there , but I didn’t eat anything
Been there~!!
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Friday Night... just outside the Mad Duck Craft Brewery and Restaurant in Fresno.
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On 7/9/2022 at 8:34 AM, Buckshot Bob said:
That could be my Miata.... and it be LITTLE!
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We need a sticky cartoon thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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(The secret is that the pumpkin or skull is on the bottom plate ~ flip 'em over when they're done...)
Ain't I a killjoy~!