Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967
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6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
That would be the companion piece to the Marlin Model 1895 (Big Bore) / 1895SBL .45-70 Gov't.
From the Marlin website. Note the intended game icons below the picture...
MODEL 1895SBL
ORDER NO: 70478 | MSRP: $1238.94
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1 hour ago, Charlie T Waite said:
Oooo.... if only....!
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The joys of parenthood.
Gee... a CARTOON~!
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13 minutes ago, Calamity Kris said:
Hope the Kid is OK. Sounds like he'll be sore for a while.
2 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:I too hope the Kid is fine!
Thanks. He's durable.
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2 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said:
The mismatched front tires are a dead giveaway to the intellectual prowess of the owner.
The Kid noticed that, then checked and said no two tires matched.
Kid called the police; when they arrived, the other driver said he had to call his truck's "owner." Turned out to be his mother; she arrived with a bunch of papers for an expired insurance policy. The police asked questions, but when the Kid asked about getting a copy of the report, they told him "The insurance companies will negotiate; we don't do reports anymore unless there are injuries." The Kid - who was by this time pretty sore and in a bit of a grumpy mood - said "Well, my back hurts and I'm headed to the hospital as soon as we're done here, so start writin'!"
They did, and he did. Examined and X-ray'd, Doc said he'd be stiff and sore for a while and to take a few days off. The Kid said that his truck was in neutral and he'd just taken his foot off the brake when hit - "Dad, that truck had a static weight of close to 9,000 lbs and still got punted close to sixty feet."
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10 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Where's the big truck with the failing brakes when you need it?
Like this one that crashed into my son's 1-ton Ford Super Duty work truck yesterday? Guy then yelled at the Kid for being stopped for a red light!
Fella must've been on an intellectual par with the kids in the meme - didn't think to turn off his engine, even though it was ingesting trim and body parts into the belts and pulleys and hemorrhaging coolant until it got hot enough to seize.
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4 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Was she still breathing at the time???
(Too dark?)
Kicking and complaining the entire trip...!
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3 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Poor soul.
When's the Wake?
Wasn't it yesterday...?
Rushed to the crematorium to avoid any chance of contaminating anyone else....
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2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
I'll bet she's sleeping with one eye open!
'Specially if she was ever on the plane with Jeff and Bill....
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4 minutes ago, Raylan said:
Yet...!
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It's a good 'un~!
Edit: Remember - this is Cyrus's Meme!
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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 06, 2020
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As of 21:15 06/05/2020, still going up.
Let's hope the rioters don't invade the NYSE.
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THANKEE~!!
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Curious ~ is it that so many folks truly don't know what a cartoon is or just enjoy being annoying...?
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5 hours ago, Alpo said:
I wasn't thinking of the month. I was thinking a girl's name - like June Allyson or June Cleaver. Could not remember a June in Spider-Man comics.
Thass okay... it wasn't a cartoon anyway.
This is a cartoon:
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So... why would someone post a non-cartoon in the "Memes" thread (where it belongs), then post it agaon in the "cartoon" thread...?
Hm. Something about the message, perhaps....?
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Why... "Moon River," o' course~!
'Twas the first thing that popped into my haid.
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RG, put on yore mask and gloves. And hat. And raincoat. And high-topped rubber boots.
Actually... you might be better off just goin' to your room....
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We need a sticky cartoon thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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... and can you swim a quarter mile in ice water with a wounded, pi$$ed off duck in your mouth~?