Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967
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13 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Tires are on backwards.
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44 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
........... doesn't look like my ex-wife ..... she didn't wear glasses ...
Spray 'er anyway. She needs it!
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We're 'Gorilla Glue.'
The only things we can't fix are the Crack of Dawn, a Broken Heart, and Stupid.
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28 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
What a terrific idea!
Hmmm... I do believe I have an extra one o' them dispensers out in the garage... thinkin' I might just have to set it up in my own kitchen~!!
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2 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:
Girlie men use Super Glue. Real men use JB Weld.
2 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:That's for shoe and clothing repair! The glue fixes ya right up.
Don't forget about BARGE CEMENT~!!
Heck...we used it for everything from re-attaching boot soles to gluing Volkswagen crankcase halves together.
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2 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:
I may have drank that much once but I aint tellin.
Slim, are you dragging a picture in to the body of your post? I've had something similar happen when I do that; if you save the graphic then use the "choose files..." next to the paper clip at the bottom of the page to load the picture it should work.
Maybe.
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1 minute ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:
What? Not again, Slim fishing on the ice in the nude?
If'n ya look at it, it's a big red "X" in front of a framed picture...
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14 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:
I got it! It's an "X-Rated Picture~!"
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I reckon Slim's got the hiccups.
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When I was a kid in Texas the danged mosquitos were so big they had to wear skates to take off and land. Some even had insignia on their wings!
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6 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
Hell with cutting my hair.......she's gonna be painting my house.
Just don't have her paint your Porch...
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That SO reminds me of "Bonehead English" in Junior High School~!
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Gub'mint workers, undoubtedly...
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20 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Does that remind anyone of this tragic escalator failure...?
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Just now, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
any reason for me to not just sleep in?
Go for it!
I think I might start warming up with a nap right now!
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8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
@Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 this is all we see
Well, that's peculiar! On my tablet, I see the same thing YOU see, but on my laptop I see THIS:
(I re-saved the original .PNG as a .JPEG, then copied to the thread)
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That gal has BIG FEET~!! ^^^^
At least, one of 'em~!
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38 minutes ago, Waymore Loco said:
Sassparilla Kid and I built this one a bunch of years ago for an American Cancer Society Relay For Life event.
I submit that mine is more true to the original.
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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Back in 1984 Hank and I made this bumper for my then-new Ford Ranger.
Walls were 1/2" with 5/8" plate "plugs" welded into the ends.
I was once rear-ended by a gal in a new Buick Regal. Her car was totaled; I did major repairs to my rig by replacing the four 5/8" bolts that fastened it to the frame, and buying a rattle-can of paint.
Another time a some guy cut it too close trying to park next to me in a parking structure. Nicely creased the side of his new Mercedes. "Gee, fella... that's too bad!"