Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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22 minutes ago, sassnetguy50 said:
Thank you, but this is all I got.
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........ so, ..... you guys ain't talking about cowtipping, are you ?
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3 minutes ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said:
Are you thinking of Dick Cheney?
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Sir. thank you I stand corrected
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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
Cotton candy was invented by a dentist.
........ like, he needed the work .........
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16 hours ago, DeaconKC said:
Before I retired I tracked paroled Sex Offenders. When I would get a wrong number, there was usually a loooooong pause when I answered as always, "Sex Offender Supervision Unit, Agent Collier."
.......... so, ........... that was you ???
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Back in the late-ish '90s, there seemed to be a perception that if you had a 'cell' phone you were successful and rolling in money, ..... I was not.
.... so, anyway one day I gets this call from what appeared to a lady with a Filipina accent, and she's trying to sell me shares in a race horse. I strung her along for a bit and politely informed her that in my personal opinion the only people who made an honest, moral income from race horses were those who sold them the oats and those who carted the oats away after the horse had finished with them. .... she hung up.
About 3 minutes later my phone rang again, ....... same voice, same sales pitch. i interrupted her and asked if she'd recently had a discussion about oats; ....... I can still hear the sound of her slamming the handset down into the receiver ........... fond memories
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2 hours ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:
Fun Fact that April Fools day is also @Alpo Birthday
....... well, that explains a lot ..........
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22 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:
Ya larn something new every day.
... yep, thank you
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4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
Ya know, the Aussies will beat you to it!
............. dang straight .......
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5 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:
Or a friggin tick!
we're in Australia, .... that WAS a friggin tick .....
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19 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:
Spring is right around the corners for us!!
..... you can tell the weather that now the climate has changed you can have a few of these warmer days that we don't want until later this year ....
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5 hours ago, G W Wade said:
Sure I see a pair of 38's GW
........ do you mean to tell me that they're not 44s ?
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........ at midnight last night .......... now we just have to convince the weather that the climate has changed and we are supposed to save up the hot days for next summer ....
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6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
About what? No picture only a dead end link.
........ yeah, I hate them linky thingy's an' bein' dead ended is just making it worse
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........ sorry about that ......
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Widder's getting old
in SASS Wire Saloon
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...... some of what he said .......