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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

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  1. 16 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

    Before I retired I tracked paroled Sex Offenders. When I would get a wrong number, there was usually a loooooong pause when I answered as always, "Sex Offender Supervision Unit, Agent Collier."

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     .......... so, ........... that was you ???  :huh:            :blush:

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  2. Back in the late-ish '90s, there seemed to be a perception that if you had a 'cell' phone you were successful and rolling in money, ..... I was not.

     .... so, anyway one day I gets this call from what appeared to a lady with a Filipina accent, and she's trying to sell me shares in a race horse. I strung her along for a bit and politely informed her that in my personal opinion the only people who made an honest, moral income from race horses were those who sold them the oats and those who carted the oats away after the horse had finished with them.    .... she hung up.

       About 3 minutes later my phone rang again, ....... same voice, same sales pitch. i interrupted her and asked if she'd recently had a discussion about oats; ....... I can still hear the sound of her slamming the handset down into the receiver ...........  fond memories -_-

     

     

     

     

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  3. 2 hours ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:

    Fun Fact that April Fools day is also @Alpo Birthday 

     

     

             ....... well, that explains a lot ..........  :mellow:

     

     

     

    :P

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  4. 19 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

    Spring is right around the corners for us!! 

     

      ..... you can tell the weather that now the climate has changed you can have a few of these warmer days that we don't want until later this year ....  -_-

     

     

     

     

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  5. 6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

     

    About what? No picture only a dead end link.

     

     ........ yeah, I hate them linky thingy's  an' bein' dead ended is just making it worse  :blink:

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