Forty Rod SASS 3935
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On 10/9/2023 at 10:42 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Never force it. Just get a bigger hammer. Worked in the Army, worked in the Corps.
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5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
Goose
I was told the spruce goose wasn't made with spruce at all but birch. Would it then be known as the birch bitch?
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Sasha Nusance
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On 10/31/2023 at 11:53 AM, DocWard said:
Whew! That makes that easier.
See! I was right again.
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Saw a good t-shirt at a restaurant yesterday. Guy had his own face on it and it read "come on and get wet with me".
While waiting for a table another couple walked in and the girl got very vocal about her indignity over this "suggestive" shirt" until the first guy's lady turned him around and told the second girl to shut the hell up. The back of his shirt was an advertisement for a SCUBA supply place and diving school in Redondo Beach. CA.
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43 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Did it with fork. Mom kept that fork for years.
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Chick N. Lipps
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Moss Keetoe
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Jimmy Changa
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16 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Ah c'mon. I haven't had breakfast yet and you just ruined my appetite.
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On 10/9/2023 at 10:09 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Get his butt off the screen and bring back the blonde
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4 minutes ago, Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 said:
In the movie, Dances With Wolves, there was a character named Stands with a fist. I'm thinking a good one
for me would be Stands with difficulty.
Horace
Don't mess with perfection, Horace.
You and Titus A. Gnatsass are tied for the best aliases ever.
Besides, too many of us could proudly claim Stands With Difficulty (I for one) or any number of similar aliases.
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On 10/8/2023 at 3:43 PM, Sedalia Dave said:
SPAM: Sh-- Posing As Meat.
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On 10/7/2023 at 5:16 PM, Sedalia Dave said:
I agree. I HATE pumpkins, squash of any kind and watermelon. Go Gumbo, GO!
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On 10/7/2023 at 5:43 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
Yes 'tis. If I had ever lost my sense of humor I'd be dead now.
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On 9/27/2023 at 1:18 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
I love the voices in my head.
They come up with some really wonderful stuff.
WHEEEEE!
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On 9/20/2023 at 12:54 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
I know now. Thanks.
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On 9/20/2023 at 12:52 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Sounds familiar. I'm boogered up so much that there's a very cherished spot on my left wrist the size of a dime that I look at every day.
It's the only place on my entire body body doesn't hurt
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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Our high school ROTC had fully functional M-1 rifles, M-1 carbines, 1911A1 pistols, a BAR, a 1919 lmg, some shotguns, and some .22 target rifles and pistols and a mortar. Seniors could, if their grades met the line, check out a rifle or carbine and a box of ammo on Friday evening and come in early the following Monday to clean it under the watchful eye of SSgt Sato.
WE had pistol and rifle teams using the .222s and the m-1 rifle and .45 pistols, ran exercises up Green Canyon using blanks rifles in most of the combat arms, were taught bayonet drills, and had a state-wide and well known precision drill team carrying M-1n rifles and 1911 pistols and very sharp Army Officer's sabers.
The worst injuries were a few M-1 thumbs, and some bruising while learning the Queen Anne Salute and a few other drills.
There were some well known people graduated from that school (Merlin Olsen being one of then) and only two that I know of who were ever in trouble with the law...one for embezzlement and one for stealing and wrecking his boss's truck.
About 15% of the class are veterans and at least two retired with stars on their collars
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Jake Brake
Ginger Snapp
Aiden Abbett
Maggie Strawers
Wynn Chester
Aaron Wyndon Fyre
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58 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:
Ain't no accounting for taste or the lack thereof.
I only have two choices in a decent driving distance, three if you count Costco, and both of them play the worst music you can imagine because "the corporation" dictates it.
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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Gibbs Slap!
Atta girl. That's what my daughter would have done.
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On 9/13/2023 at 4:31 AM, Sedalia Dave said:
Cox 049 engines have been around since I was a kid, maybe longer. I'm glad something has survived that long.
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