Southern Home Security System

[Professor Tull, SASS #66742]

First you find a pair of well worn, size 14-16, mens steel toe work boots.

 

Place them on your front porch, along with a copy or two of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

 

Also on the porch, put a couple of extra large dog food dishes.

 

Leave a note on the door that reads:

 

Cooter,

Bertha, Duke, Slim and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back shortly.

Don't mess with the Rottweilers - they attacked the UPS man this morning and messed him up bad. Though I don't think Killer took part in the attack, it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four in the house.

Better wait outside, Be right back.

Bubba

 

professor tull