Denver Don Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries,820 dollar to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be 20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 BADA-BING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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