The 2016 Western Appalachian Trails Champion: I'm a friend of his on FB
The 2016 Southern Sisters of the Poor Overall Champion: Met him in a bar
The 2017 Grand Master Champion of Clarksville: Know him by reputation
The 2017 Eagle Beagle Long Shoot Champion of Durango: Don't know him
The 2018 Fourth Place Finisher in Texas Cowboy Tequila Drinking: He's a loser
The 2018 Second Place Cowboy in the Dulzura Duststorm. Hey! That's me!