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March 24

March 24

@Cypress Sun,

Crazy for You
Baby it's You

You're fine.

March 24

March 24

March 24

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March 24

Iced Tea.
Made in our Automatic Coffee Maker.
Recipe: 2 bags specialty flavored tea with 9 bags regular Lipton tea. (Bengal Spice)
Make 2 pots pouring in large pitcher which has 2 large scoops of sugar at the bottom.

March 24

March 24

March 24

March 24

THE DEAF ITALIAN BOOKKEEPER AND THE IRISH LAWYER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million. The Italian bookkeeper is deaf, which was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing so he would not be able to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront him about his missing $10 million, he takes along his Irish lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the money?"

The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s head and says,
"Ask him again. Tell him if he doesn't tell me, I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

The bookkeeper trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”

The Godfather asks the Irish lawyer, "What did he say?"

The Irish lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."