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  1. Walter & Leroy got ambushed by a couple Coyotes a few months back.

     

    Walter quickly grabbed the phone and starting dialing for help.

     

    Leroy said: "Quack, quack, quack"..... (who you calling?)

     

    Walter said: "Quack, quack, quack"..... (I'm dialing 9-1-1 for the Police.)

     

    Leroy said: "Quack, quack, quack"..... (Tell em some varmints are stealing the Donuts. They'll get here quicker)

     

    When Walter hung up the phone, Leroy ask: "Quack, quack, quack"..... (well, what did the Police say)

     

    Walter said: "Quack, quack, quack"..... (sorri, we don't respond to Quack callers)

     

     

    Those 2 crazy ducks never cease to amaze me.

     

     

    ..........Widder

     

     

    Would you stop it?

     

    It really, really hurts when I laugh that hard... just got out of the hospital.

     

    (joshin'... that was funny, Widder. Not yore fault... but it did kinda hurt some.)

     

    ts

  2. I liked Hardy in Mad Max: Fury Road... also his part in Pinkey Blinders Netflix episodes. (<- Think that was the name of it. Watched that on my daughter's tablet-deal.)

     

    For Taboo...had to cut-on the hospital TV "closed-captioning"... 'cause them folks don't speak American, Italian or German.

     

    Ya know... when yore in the hospital pushing a thumbbutton to get relief from pain... Taboo is extremely bizarre. WEIRD! Afterds... a man can have some really, really wild-a$$ dreams.

     

    ts

  3. both the smokewagons and Peitta's performed well today... yippee!!!

     

    thanks again!!!!

     

     

    Yeah... but Calico Mary says that takin' some "bad SASS advice"... would be that yore a nice guy. Is that true? What did you ever do to her?

     

    Just askin'... don't mean nothin' by it...

     

    Topic over on the Saloon...

     

    ts

  4. Seveal months ago... was in the Wildhorse up in music-city. Sittin' at a table with a former manager fella... from a guy named John Anderson (hit-single... Swinggin')... and then the scarred-up guy at our table got up... and went and sang. Surprise like. Bocephus (sp?)... is that how you pronounce that name? But that fella can sing some good stuff... not just country stuff. He is shore scarred up some... like me... but his is much lot worst. He got hit in the head with a ugly-stick... dam. Not sure how he survived even... why he didn't report it none. gosh... he's tuff, no doubt.

     

    The way I look at it... he's lucky to be alive. Am still tryin' to evaluate his gift to me... expensive... and I don't know him. Wonder what he wants in return. My only savin' grace... I don't have anythin' to give.... and I'm ````````````````

  5. Non-Profit status for this Company... should be a slam-dunk. Wonder why not? Strange... ain't it? Only got to be owner-related. In the past... that's the only reason given to be by the Cincinatti Office... other than politcal considerations.... on the Form 1023 or 1024.

     

    hmmm...

     

    Anybody can get by them impediments. Piece of cake.... they got good accountants.

     

    ts

  6. Has anyone ever tried deer hunting with their lever gun that they use for SASS? I was thinking about dual purposing mine and thought that the collective wisdom here might grant me some experience before I make a mistake while hunting. I realize I'm out to kill the creature and eat it but I still want to hunt ethically.

     

     

    Are you kiddin'?... my lever is my main go-to. They are great brush-guns... 100 yds or less.

     

    Don't know if I would trust a semi-rifle caliber like the 44-40... or a .45LC... any further than that.

     

    But they are great on groundhogs... in the fencerows of the fall. That's when... great horses... break legs. Gotta protect 'em... $5 a head bounty on whistlepigs. This photo was taken on a neighbor's farm... three or four years ago... had to let my hair down due to a big-a$$ rain. Had to dry it up some. My daughter, Kaitlyin... took this picture. This shot... only 'bout 75 yds. out from a fat'un.

     

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    Tell you one thing... please don't say stuff 'bout my hair. Tonight... I am lucky to keep it. Stuff happens... nobody's fault. C'mon now... it'll be mighty sportin' of you anti-hippies out there. It won't hurt nothin' to leave this be. I don't won't to be banned.

     

    Let's be... nice... please... THANK YOU MUCH!

     

    ts

  7. You have to use som sonic cleners... my uncle tells me that polident don't clean guns. Howver... got all my teeth 'ceptin' 1 of my fronts (knoked out by a saddle horn buck) and 2 in the back. btw... I got 36 teeth... jes like a friggin mule.

  8. It was around 14-16 months ago that the buffalo chips hit the fan when the higher annual dues and club fees were announced. If I remember correctly, at that time membership was around 18,500. The Invisible Clubs post got me wondering. What is the current membership?

     

    What difference does it make? Do you spend more money than you make? Just askin', friend.

     

    Ya see... companies have to make money... in order to survive. But this a quasi-profit makin' company. Their not Wall Street. But they got folks they got to pay... and good'uns,too. And they got General, Sales and Administrative Expenses... and Moon and them folks have got to overcome them monies. They have to make a profit.

     

    No ticky... no laundry. You think 'bout that.

     

    ts

     

    (corrected by family members)

     

    You like SASS... make a voluntary contribution to help. I am goin' to.

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  9. Can you say NFA?

     

     

    Well herein lies the answer...

     

    From an esteemed colleague... of impecable integrity. Just a great guy over the years... NO JOKIN' INTENDED. Always enjoyed his posts.

     

    We need a 30" barrel on a Bond derringer... and call it the Buffalo Dick Special. Good fer moose... elephants... T-Rexes... etc.

     

    hehehehe

     

    (Just joshin' BD... you gotta great moniker. Other than Stud... yore moniker for me coulda not have been further than the truth.... hehehe...)

  10. Used to go to Memphis... a lot... so I am a big Blues Fan. Sat down and drank adult beverages with Morgan Freeman, several others... a time or two.... listenin' to his Blues club players. He always had a buncha folks with him.

     

    Just great. I was the only white fella in there... 'course... nobody would want me in there. But... MF... also likes pool players. And he liked the way I played. Beat his champ one time... Fransisco Bustamonte... just a fluke. A pro. But "drinks was on the house" on Freeman...

     

    Ya know... MF talks in private... the same American-speech... just he does in movies. It's amazin'... his clarity is unmistakable.

     

    He don't drink much, neither... makes me suspicious of him.

  11. Klaatu Barada Nikto.

     

     

    Well... Rotty Ford.... you musta become erotic in yore thinkin'-mind stuff.

     

    Not me... although... I am still under the influence of hospital shat. (corrected by present family members) skr

     

    I got all... hyped up... when the great-big Tin-Man... Wort... who toted that fair-lookin' woman off-site.

     

    Expectin' a porn movie to follow... can't find it. Hate it when that happens,

     

    ts

  12. Sad day.

     

     

    Well... it is... for a great big weed.

     

    But Uturn... did I ever tell ya... how dapper you looked in yore... yankee uniform? But I suspect that is the uniform of the 7th... who gave everthang durin' the Little Big Horn... the same at the Tet Offensive.

     

    Well... got to tell you that... you look great. This may be the only time I can reply to you. So...

     

    WE ALL APPRECIATE YOU... AND YOUR SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY OF OURS. Thank you, Uturn. Just had to say it... never took the opportunity before.... should have...

     

    Sure hope to be back some day... and post some reply to a great email like this... or like reply to another... "Susanne Flechette" post.

     

    Just passing through. Not a good-bye... justa pause...

     

    ts

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