Grand master of sarcastisism.
2010-2012 National sit down champion
2013 runner up World Champion back seat driver.
2003-2013 Top ten colorful metaphor slinger.
Voted 2014 most annoying man on the planet.
2012 winner of the most churches kicked out of contest.
Voted most likely to date a nun in high school.
winner of the 2015 most made up profile.