[It's Almost Friday Humor Thread]

4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

 

  hmmmmmph ......... here they cost a whole dollar.

[Would this cause you to decline?]

I just got an e-mail asking me to do a survey on a product I had bought over the internet.

 

my response = "I'm still waiting for it to arrive !"

 

 

 

[Hoss Tries Fencing]

 

 

 

 

 

 

       ....................... no barbed wire ??

[Race]

we sometimes/often get the question ... "are you of Aboriginal or Torres Straight Islander decent ?"

 

    ...... to which I want to write "what do I get if I am? .... I can be if it's something good"

 

I was born here, my parents and Grandparents were all born here, does that make me an Aboriginal, or just a native Australian?

[AI]

a couple of Australian private schools are having troubles with boy students AI-ing pictures of girl students and making money selling the pornographic pictures; not doing the girls reputations much good neither.

[Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes]

9 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

The patient in bed appears to quartered in a hallway. 

 

  ................... probably oxygen bottles in his room ....... 😇

 

 

   I'm guessing   ....not the first time Mr. Cig has visited this patient .......  🥸

[Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes]

1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

 

        ..."....... so, how much is the rent?"

[Ten greatest Star Trek in jokes]

in "Star Trek Enterprise"  season 2 episode2 

        "Carbon Creek"

 

  ..... reference is made to the tv show "I Love Lucy" ........

 

Lucy was the Godmother of Star Trek  🙃

 

 

 

[Aussie Bites]

WHAT???  ..... no pineapple ??

 

                               .... oh, you didn't say pizza , did you ? <blush>

[Ten greatest Star Trek in jokes]

I love the "GNDN" eps conduits  🙃

[AI]

2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 I’m afraid it’s going to end very badly. 

 

                  ..................  ........... yep.

[Some kangaroos over a few days on our Front Door Ring Cam]

On 5/1/2025 at 9:07 AM, Rip Snorter said:

Loudspeakers and Disco?  Classical Concerts? Rap?  

 

 

 

 

 

                                               .......... hop .....

[It's Almost Friday Humor Thread]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 ya knoe wot ?

           it is Friday

 

 

🙃

[Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes]

41 minutes ago, Alpo said:

                                ........ yes.

[The Canadian Thread]

So, ...... how did you guys fare in your recent election ?

 

    ... something different, ...... or more of the same ?

 

 

We have a federal election tomorrow  (sat.)

   Sunday is vote counting day  MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH UTH !

 

                                    ....... AND IT WATHN'T  🤥

[The Aussie Humour Thread]

On 4/30/2025 at 4:49 AM, Brazos John said:

No, think Walmart customer.

Not a pleasant image.  

  

   ...... we don't got a Walmart anywhere 'round here  🙃 

 

 

23 hours ago, Alpo said:

You want to see Buckshot Bear in a thong?

 

I think I'd prefer he wore flip flops.

 

 

 

[Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes]

12 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

To me it looks like the metric storm trooper is RH , does that also flip down under 

 

I stand corrected; ......... it's the imperial that's sinister

 

5 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

The Imperial is the lefty. I'm a lefty. 

 

I'll say no more  😇

[Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

 

 

  ....... your metric stormtrooper is left-handed, ......... seems sinister to me .......  🙃

[The Aussie Humour Thread]

3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

 

 

                ..... on retrospect, .... I'd probably prefer the other way 'round ......... meybe .....  🫡

[How To Distinguish the Hillman Avenger from the Grumman Avenger]

 

 

 

    ........... well, ..... petrol is about $2/ litre on this side of the "ditch" .............

 

        and don't forget that there's only 3.8 litres in a US gallon ; unlike the 4.45 litres in a real gallon     (😜)

[Punctuation]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   .............. told you so .........  🙃

[Punctuation]

 

 

   ...... the Great Victor Borge(a) did a track on 'vocal' punctuation ......... funny as all getout ...  🙃

[Test]

8 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Who farted??

 

 

       ..... was that whilst he was on first ???

[It's Almost Friday Humor Thread]

On 4/18/2025 at 12:51 AM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

 

And I thought I was talented because I could write my name in snow with my pee.

  ...... well,  ....you are !

[Yul Lose Boxes]

10 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I gave up on wood work when I cut a piece to length.....four times and it was still too short.