Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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^^^^^^^
........ you can have my share ........
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6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
I phoned my local radio station today.
The guy said, “Congratulations! You’re our first caller!
Answer one question correctly and you win the grand prize!”“Woohoo!” I said.
“It’s a math question. Feeling confident?”
“Yes! I have a degree in math and I teach at our local school,” I replied proudly.
“Okay then… for 2 VIP tickets to meet Taylor Swift,
What is 2 + 2?”
“7,” I replied.
my reply is above ^^^^^^
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I woulda ax'd whot 2nd prize was ......
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apparently there's sumpin' similar down here too ......
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3 hours ago, Alpo said:
.......... DANG STRAIGHT !!!! 😍
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I'm betting he won't fall for that'un again
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32 minutes ago, Alpo said:
Can you say "oops"?
...... not "oops", ...... but urrrrrngh!!!
he was either very trusting or verrrrrry gullible .......
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It's now 4 o'clock in the afterlunch on Sunday and it don't even look like snow (whatever that is).
Outside temperature reads 22.1 degrees Centi(bloody)grade. ....... it's cooled off a bit
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.............. a bit cool that day, .... was it??? 🤔
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2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
........ oh dear, ..... I is founded out ....... 🤫
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16 hours ago, Alpo said:
...... can't be having an unsecured load now, can we ?
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fret not; it will get it's revenge upon thee in it's own time.
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22 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
.... yep, .... Australian Aborigines invented the "teatowel" in 1975 .......
..... the above exhibit is proof of such ......
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On 11/1/2025 at 3:01 PM, Alpo said:
.......... now you've got me worried.
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5 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
.............. how can you tell ?
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6 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
... you is mean, ............... crafty but mean.
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5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
I sold my climbing spurs and belt years ago. They were shorter spurs for climbing poles! It’s not really fun to try to walk around with them on!!probably mark-up the floor a might too
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2 hours ago, Joe LaFives #5481 said:
Oxymoron?
....... no, .... an oxymoron is a idjut with a blowtorch ......
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On 10/31/2025 at 3:20 AM, Sedalia Dave said:
They are misreading the speed limit signs. 70 KPH = about 50 MPH
doing 50mph in a 70kph zone might get you a speeding fine.
50mph is almost 80kph
(well, it is in Australia)
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On 10/31/2025 at 10:52 PM, Cypress Sun said:
Go to Polk County, you'll find out how far South you really are....especially if you run afoul of the law!
Like Ozark implied, most of the larger cities in Florida are Yankeefied. Drive 20 miles away and you're out in the Southland. Florida was the third State to secede from the Union and join the Confederacy in February 1861.
.......... Y'all wanna talk 'bout living south ...... ?
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14 minutes ago, Alpo said:
8th grade civics class. The teacher brought in a record and we listened to it. And he told about how people thought it was real. And at the beginning of the show it said it was the Mercury theater of the air, and every time they broke for a commercial they said it was the Mercury theater of the air, and at the end of it they said that it was the Mercury theater of the air.
And I wondered how in the world anybody could believe it was real when they said Time after Time after Time that it was a radio play.
I figured all that hoopty hoop about them people way back in the thirties and thought it was real was just garbage people been spouting for years.
But I understand that the Coast Guard got requests to go find the passengers and crew of the poor shipwrecked SS Minnow, and that was in the late 60s.
So obviously people are stupid.
.............. welllll, ..... it was on tv so it must be right; they wouldn't lie .... would they ?
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I think it may have been the 'A' Team or McGyver ........
...... launching oxy bottles as torpedoes by lineing them up and whacking the valve off with a sledge hammer.
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My Mother was 7 years old .......
...... and my Father was 9 .....
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A world gone nuts
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maybe their "medication" is past it's "best before" date