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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

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  1. 2 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

    Growing up, folks said my dad reminded them of William Powell.


    Family photo about 1945, before my kid sister happened:




       ........ that boy doesn't look a thing like you J-Bar,   ........ no mustache. .....  ;)

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  2. 5 hours ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

    Sorry, not a thing!


    :FlagAm:  :FlagAm:  :FlagAm:

    Gateway Kid

               ............ perhaps it should  become such a thing ..... -_-



    5 hours ago, Alpo said:

    After you get through eating your potato chip sandwich, do you wipe your mouth with a napkin or a serviette?

              .......... shirt sleeve ....

    5 hours ago, Alpo said:


    When the baby smells bad do you change him using a nappy or a diaper?

                    ............. change him for one that doesn't smell bad .......

    5 hours ago, Alpo said:


    Just part of my endeavor to try to learn Australian. I'm sure I'll never be fluent in it, but possibly I will be able to understand it one day.

                                     ............ we'll get you there yet ..........  :ph34r:

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  3. 12 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

    Interesting approach -- appears to be a creative way to put stairs where a ladder was intended. The climber would alternate side to side.


    Going up wouldn't be so bad, but it seems coming down would take a bit of getting used to. 


         ......... and a certain amount of testicular fortitude .....  :mellow:

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  4. 12 hours ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

    I’ve always heard the “Military Intelligence” is an Oxymoron. :D
    Pat, don’t get huffed. I’m a US Navy Vet, just as you.




                ......... and all this time I thought an oxymoron was a idjut with a blowtorch ....  :mellow:

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  5. 2 minutes ago, Trailrider #896 said:

    In Colorado you can still get plastic or paper bags at most stores (though some don't carry either and you have to supply your own). You just have to pay 10 cents for each one! Eight cents goes to the state, and the store gets to keep .02!  Most folks bring in their own reusable carrying bags. For just a few items, you can just pack them out in your hands, with the receipt to show you paid for them.  The local WallyWorld doesn't have either. So BYO!


     We used to get paper bags for free, ..... then we got plastic bags for free, ..... then they charged us 10 and later 15 cents for each plastic bag, ...

    ... now they are charging us 25 cents for paper bags and NO plastic bags ......

       .... and the paper bag still gets soggy when the icecream gets condensation on it; like it used to in the old days ..... <_<

  6. 7 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

    Aarrgghh...!!!   :angry:


    The woman is a TOTAL idiot!!!   :wacko:




                            ...... it's not a good thing to hold back like that, Uncle Hardpan, you might do yourself an internal injury  :excl:

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  7. 4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:


    So far! :P


    2 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

    with NO sign of slowing down :lol:


          ...... so, you guys have met my ex-wife ?  :huh:

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  8. Just now, John Kloehr said:

    That's a lot like Texas.


    So a Texan was visiting Australia and ran into a rancher.


    The rancher was a bit a a braggart and talking about how it took over a week to drive from one end of the ranch to the other.


    The Texan listened appreciatively, nodded, and said "I once had a truck like that. Then I bought a Chevy."


     we don't have "ranch"s in Australia, we Cattle Stations, and Sheep Stations and they are measured in square miles/kilometers(depending on how big we need the number to be ;))

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  9. 14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

    Aussie beer.png


    Obviously we are not talking about Foster's



        ..... and that is definitely a good thing .....  :blush:




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  10. 33 minutes ago, Yul Lose said:

    Even the young ones are big. This heifer was a 1 1/2 year old and weighed about 750lbs.



        ...... ain't it illegal to not use a Buffalo rifle for that ?  :huh:

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