the pilot

[Red Logan #12252]

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,

"Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"

 

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and

drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants

and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age

and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard

bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns

and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family

thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up........The End.