Santa Claus

[Professor Tull, SASS #66742]

As Santa Claus headed out to his sleigh for his annual night freight trip around the world, he was surprised to see a man holding a briefcase and a shotgun, standing

 

next to his rig.

 

Santa asked the man why he was there.

 

The man replied, "I am from the FAA, and this is an unscheduled 135 inspection. I will be riding in the right seat."

 

Santa responded, "With all due respect, sir, I have been doing this flight for over 700 years without any problems, but if you insist, lets go."

 

As they both climbed in to the sleigh, Santa noticed that the FAA inspector brought his shotgun along with him, placing it on his lap, with his finger on the

 

trigger.

 

Santa queried, "What is the shotgun for?'

 

To which the FAA inspector grumbled, "You are going to lose two 'engines' on takeoff....."

 

 

 

And yes I remember that I have posted this before

Tull