Happy To See You Back, Alpo

[Calamity Kris]

Nuf said.

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

His new medications seem to be work'n. 😂😂🤣

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Yeah, welcome back!

 

(Was he gone?)

[Alpo]

30 days, drunk and disorderly (don't let the ladies know).

[John Kloehr]

48 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Yeah, welcome back!

 

(Was he gone?)

He was gone, and it may have been due to my various snide comments. Or some secret mission to battle our enemies. Or a DUI.

Oh, OK, I was on the right track. But I was leaning towards my prior snide comments.

 

[John Kloehr]

And hey, seriously, welcome back!

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

Ron looked like he'd had few 🤠!

 

[Rye Miles #13621]

Out of all the Blue Collar comedians, Ron's my least favorite. His drunken shtick gets old. The other 3 are great! You don’t see much of the Larry the Cable guy anymore. Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall are still active. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

14 hours ago, Alpo said:

30 days, drunk and disorderly (don't let the ladies know).

That is a temporary condition.

 

 If you stop drinking you will sober up and not be disorderly any longer.  (Well, some of us still will be, right Alpo?).

 

If you continue to drink, you will eventually become unconscious which may end with you being "dead drunk".

 

That's why I stopped drinking aimost 27 years ago.  It was just SO confusing.

[Alpo]

Breaking up big rocks on the chain gang 

Breaking rocks and doing my time 

Breaking up the rocks on a chain gang 

Cuz I've been convicted of crime 

Hold her steady right here while I hit it 

There I reckon that ought to get it 

Been working, and working 

But I still got so terrible long to go 

 

Judge he say one month hard labor 

On the chain gang, you going to go 

Heard the judge say one month of Labor 

Heard my woman scream "Lawdy no!"

Hold her steady right here while I hit it 

There I reckon that ought to get it 

Been working, and working 

But I still got so terrible long to go 

 

Want to see my sweet honey baby 

Want to take these chains off and run 

Want to lay down somewhere it's shady 

Cuz it sure is hot in the Sun 

Hold her steady right here while I hate it

There I reckon that ought to get it 

Been working, and working 

But I still got so terrible long to go

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

On 10/4/2026 at 12:35 PM, Alpo said:

30 days, drunk and disorderly (don't let the ladies know).

 

Sorry mate we had to kick you outta' Australia....... You were just way too much 😂