Tennessee williams Posted May 26 Posted May 26 If you couldn't get into the TN State match, or even if you could and want to shoot some different fun stages then you're in luck. The next match after TN State in Wartrace is on the 4th of July! We're shooting 6 stages full of badassery and patriotism. If you don't like America, or having a good time, you'd best go somewhere else. I'll start the safety meeting at 9:31 and we'll shoot after that. When we get done, we'll all go up to the pavilion and lie about why we messed up and eat some Hamburgers and Hotdogs and hopefully have some nanner puddin'. The stages are gonna be fun(atleast to me) and you might get to do something you haven't gotten to do before. You may even shoot your fastest stage yet! I'll put out a post after the State match on here and on Facebook to try and get a head count and see if anyone wants to bring anything, but you won't have to. 12 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 27 Posted May 27 Looks like I might have to travel to Wartrace twice........ TN State and 4th of July match. You might ask....'Why would a person go to Wartrace for a 4th of July match'? Well, you might NEVER get to witness a FREE dog or burger from TW in your whole life. Oddly enough, TW has a reputation of being some sort of 'Grill Master'. He can't drive a truck..... just ask the TN Highway Patrol. He can't shoot.... just ask Whiskey Hayes and all those fine folks at Wartrace. BUT, he can grill dogs and burgers. And a trip to Wartrace on JULY 4th will be worth having TW feed everyone a dog and burger. Yea.....I plan to be there. ..........Widder 4 1 Quote
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 27 Posted May 27 Sounds like a lot of fun! 🤠 Randy 2 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted May 27 Author Posted May 27 2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Count us in Imis I think it's cute you thought you had a choice. 1 4 Quote
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 27 Posted May 27 What in tarnation have you done stirred up now? It ain't enough that y'all invite every cowboy & cowgirl from across the globe to Wartrace in June? You gotta go and ask them to come back in July? And on a holiday weekend no less! I thought we were going to keep all this celebration & tomfoolery to ourselves. Well, now that you have let the proverbial cat out of the bag I guess my only option (like I have one, as I see your response to Imis) is to light my firecrackers and get on board. So I will ask my personal chef if she is willing to make about 100 gallons of nanner puddin. Anyone who does not get a copy of The Declaration of Independence & US Constitution at the State match can obtain one by showing up and shooting on July 4th. There will also be an award for the most patriotically attired shooter (judges decision can be argued, but it will still be final). And since bullets and primers come by the 100's and we just shot a 12 stage match, can we shoot 8 stages to get my ammo count aligned with my OCD? (asking for a friend). 1 4 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 27 Posted May 27 Golly Slim....that post above is more words than you've spoken in years. That 'FireCracker Match' sounds like its shaping up to be most memorable. I heard TW is planning to dress up like Paul Revere's horse..... Ole Nellie! ..........Widder 3 Quote
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 28 Posted May 28 (edited) Might the 15 year ban on Pyrotechnic ammo be suspended for one day? Oh please, oh please Imis If not, I will shoot BP Edited May 28 by Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 2 Quote
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 28 Posted May 28 2 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Might the 15 year ban on Pyrotechnic ammo be suspended for one day? Oh please, oh please Imis If not, I will shoot BP I think we’re still too dry to lift the ban! Randy 1 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted May 28 Author Posted May 28 Just now, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: I think we’re still too dry to lift the ban! Randy Its rained for the last 5 days straight. I agree. Still too dry. 1 1 1 Quote
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 28 Posted May 28 14 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Might the 15 year ban on Pyrotechnic ammo be suspended for one day? Oh please, oh please Imis If not, I will shoot BP What if I drink 7 gallons of water and am on alert? Could Imis maybe shoot 1 stage with pyrotechnics? And maybe we could open the match with some of the Tannerite I have been saving for a special occasion? After all, I think antifa reconsidered invading Christiana. 1 3 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted May 29 Author Posted May 29 On 5/28/2026 at 10:51 AM, Chickamauga Slim said: What if I drink 7 gallons of water and am on alert? Could Imis maybe shoot 1 stage with pyrotechnics? And maybe we could open the match with some of the Tannerite I have been saving for a special occasion? After all, I think antifa reconsidered invading Christiana. When them Antifas looked on the map and seen how close to Wartrace it is, they figgered they'd be better off trying their stuff elsewhere. 1 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 11 Author Posted June 11 This is shaping up to be a good match! What better way to celebrate our 250th birthday than watching me whoop up on Widder? Or even me getting whooped up on BY Widder? I dont even care so long as one of us get whooped! 2 1 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 I've already made my reservation at the B&B in smallville (Bell Buckle) and plan to be there early Saturday morn and participate in this highly advertised match. All I can say is that the burgers, and dogs better be good, and the cold drinks better be ICE COLD!.. Do I plan for 5 stages or 6? ..........Widder 1 Quote
Whitey James Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Sounds like fun! Should we bring anything to contribute to the lunch? Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I've already made my reservation at the B&B in smallville (Bell Buckle) and plan to be there early Saturday morn and participate in this highly advertised match. All I can say is that the burgers, and dogs better be good, and the cold drinks better be ICE COLD!.. Do I plan for 5 stages or 6? ..........Widder Plan for 5½ stages. 110 rounds will do it without a reshoot. 1 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 3 minutes ago, Whitey James said: Sounds like fun! Should we bring anything to contribute to the lunch? I'll post a sign up sheet on our Facebook page and keep it updated for us. 2 Quote
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Rumor has it that this will be a really fun match!🤠 Randy Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 2 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Rumor has it that this will be a really fun match!🤠 Randy I'll be real fun when everyone whoops up on TW. I hope somebody brings some good ole homemade baked beans. ..........Widder 1 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 12 Author Posted June 12 50 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I'll be real fun when everyone whoops up on TW. I hope somebody brings some good ole homemade baked beans. ..........Widder It just so happens, Tennessee Whiskey is making a big pot of cowboy beans. I told her if she didn't make them right Id give her the what for. 1 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Well, I hope she makes em 'Potent'. It's a 3 1/2 drive back home for me and I need something to drive back with the windows down..... Somewhere around Lebanon or Cookeville, I need to yell..... "High Ole Silver.....A-WAY"! ..........Widder 1 2 Quote
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted June 13 Posted June 13 I bought 500 rounds of 9mm today, just in case.... a Gatling Gun showed up. And I have loaded 200 rounds of .44 BP. I will be shooting five .44s in Josey Wales. After all, he shot .44 Dragoons. Imis 2 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 13 Posted June 13 46 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: I bought 500 rounds of 9mm today, just in case.... a Gatling Gun showed up. And I have loaded 200 rounds of .44 BP. I will be shooting five .44s in Josey Wales. After all, he shot .44 Dragoons. Imis The only Gatlin Gun to show up will be about 30 minutes after TW eats a bowl of Cowboy Beans. There's a reason some of his friends (both of them) call him.....'Gatlin Butt'. ..........Widder 3 Quote
Kid Rich Posted June 13 Posted June 13 17 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: It just so happens, Tennessee Whiskey is making a big pot of cowboy beans. I told her if she didn't make them right Id give her the what for. That right there is probly the main cause of most of the lumps and scars ya got. kR 1 2 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 18 Author Posted June 18 Gatling gun, texas stars, hamburgers, hotdogs, and the Mouth of the South hisowndangself Widder. The only drawback to this match will be if those dang bikini models show up again this year. Hopefully we can keep them away, but they're mighty persuasive. Who all is planning on coming besides them? 1 1 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 18 Posted June 18 Yea, I plan to head towards Bell Buckle on Friday cause unbeknownst to an ole polecat that thinks he is some hot shot Duelist, my supper at the Bell Buckle cafe is gonna be on his ticket..... hehehehehehehehehe. Then Sat morning, I'll have time to kiss the ladies and hug the babies before the match....and maybe sign a few autographs and have my pictures took with those bikini clad models. See ya in about 2 weeks. ..........Widder 1 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 18 Author Posted June 18 5 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Yea, I plan to head towards Bell Buckle on Friday cause unbeknownst to an ole polecat that thinks he is some hot shot Duelist, my supper at the Bell Buckle cafe is gonna be on his ticket..... hehehehehehehehehe. Then Sat morning, I'll have time to kiss the ladies and hug the babies before the match....and maybe sign a few autographs and have my pictures took with those bikini clad models. See ya in about 2 weeks. ..........Widder How in the world did you talk Randy St Eagle into buying yer supper at Bell Buckle? 4 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 19 Posted June 19 3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: How in the world did you talk Randy St Eagle into buying yer supper at Bell Buckle? I joined his.....'Disdain for TN Williams Club', Tennessee chapter. One of the Benefits is a free meal for new members. Another benefit is a Dart Board with your picture embedded in it Well, actually, the picture is either you or Randy's dog with a shaved butt walking backwards down the road. ..........Widder 2 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 19 Author Posted June 19 13 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I joined his.....'Disdain for TN Williams Club', Tennessee chapter. ..........Widder I aint never had a "disdain". Do they taste anything like nanner splits? Speaking about Randy's clubs, I tried to join his "I got lied to by Widder club" but they was plumb full up and not accepting any new members. I think they were having a hard time finding a place big enough to meet at. I know one cowpoke what said there wasn't any use having a club if everybody was gonna be in it. 3 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 19 Posted June 19 There's A LOT of pretty women in that "Lied To By Widder" club...... including a few X-wifes. But they all live in Texas now. ..........Widder 3 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 19 Posted June 19 Distain is tasty, but it does leave an after taste in your mouth. unlike 'Obtain', which is nasty. Like, if you obtain an ingrown toenail, you are better off if you were 'Distained'. Of course, a 'Stain' on your shirt ain't bad, unless its a white shirt...and this it looks rather Distained. BUT, if you 'Sustain' a gunshot to your toe, you will be in great Distain. That's how it works. ..........Widder 1 1 Quote
English Tom Posted June 19 Posted June 19 Don't worry the Redcoats will be coming to the match .... ET 1 4 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted June 20 Posted June 20 3 hours ago, English Tom said: Don't worry the Redcoats will be coming to the match .... ET TW says that he'll just 'whoop em again'. ..........Widder 2 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted June 28 Author Posted June 28 This is shaping up to be a humdinger of a match! Even though Widder is coming, other folks are still willing to show up. I think since we have him there, we might as well put him to some use and have him do a class for what he does best. If you're interested, we will have him set up somewhere close to where the food is going to be. Now is your chance to learn how to lie like the best out there. Don't expect to match him lie for lie right off the bat though. He's had many years to perfect his art. 3 Quote
doc roy l. pain Posted June 28 Posted June 28 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: This is shaping up to be a humdinger of a match! Even though Widder is coming, other folks are still willing to show up. I think since we have him there, we might as well put him to some use and have him do a class for what he does best. If you're interested, we will have him set up somewhere close to where the food is going to be. Now is your chance to learn how to lie like the best out there. Don't expect to match him lie for lie right off the bat though. He's had many years to perfect his art. I don’t think I have a big enough vocabulary to learn all he knows! 3 Quote
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