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[Utah Bob #35998]

The Cowboy Hat
 

You can toss it on a coat hook

But never on the bed

The best place to toss it though

Is right up on your head

 

It will warm your head in winter

In summer, a bit too much

It will ward off wind and snowflakes

And skeeter bugs and such

 

You can take it off to wave it

And shout a big Yeehaa

And at the dinner table

So said my dear grandpa

 

If your cayuse needs some water

You can fill it from a stream

Then put it back and it will cool

Your head off like a dream

 

Take it off to kiss your sweetie

Put it on if there’s a fight

Put it on to break a bronc each time

And pull it down real tight

 

Take it off in your horseless carriage

If the headroom’s kinda slim

Use an old beat up tea kettlle

To customize your brim

 

Don’t think it’s just another hat

It’s more than that you know

Wear it with respect and pride

Go ahead, put on a show

 

It’s a hat that says ”America”

When you wear near or far

From Timbuktu to London town

They’ll know just who you are
 

Now I could go on a lil bit longer

But I’ve already wasted time

So put yours on with a cowboy smile

And I’ll do the same with mine

😉

Edited May 2 by Utah Bob #35998

[Eyesa Horg]

I like it! Thanks UB 👍

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Hell,  my daughter tells me that my hat is about 80% of my total  personality.  She might be right.  Lots of people recognize me all over this county and beyond, but only a small handful could tell you my  name....and dozens will comment on a new or different hat if I wear one.

 

Thanks, Bob.  You nailed another  one.

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

👍

[Tex Jones, SASS 2263]

One of your best!

[Calamity Kris]

Great fun!  Thanks for the smile UB.

[DeaconKC]

Thank you!