You know you're getting old

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

when it's your doctor who tells you to slow down instead of a traffic cop!

[watab kid]

thats a true moment of consideration , particularly when your wife starts telling you your driving to slow - upsetting those behind you ..................

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

IF ya don't like how I drive 

 

ya shoulda left earlier 

 

             

[Blackwater 53393]

 

[Choctaw Jack]

40 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

IF ya don't like how I drive 

 

ya shoulda left earlier 

 

             

.......or get off the sidewalk!

[Chantry]

You know you're getting old when you start buying the GOOD nose hair trimmers

[Blackwater 53393]

When your doctors have all retired!!  On my third foot doctor and my fourth orthopedist!!

[SouthwestShooter]

When you turn down the car radio to read the street signs. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Someone asked George Burns how he found a new doctor.  He said he found "the oldest doctor he could find and ask him who his doctor is."

[watab kid]

7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

When your doctors have all retired!!  On my third foot doctor and my fourth orthopedist!!

im on my fourth and he doesnt speak good english but thinks because my cholestral is a couple points high i should take statons - im correct body mass and weight for my height [as of that days standards] and im just fine , i dont need tpo ruin my organs with statons so they can treat me for the side affects or take any drugs to deal with anything , i dont care if he gets a pharmaceutical check in addition to his pay check , im not going down that path to ruin , 

 

i need a mnew doctor but our state has given our hospital a monopoly here - no other choices , they ran off the on;y one that tried to provide an alternative , one medical ntity here - they own it all 

[Chantry]

When you wake up one morning and go 'I didn't know hair grew there'.   Also applies to puberty

Edited March 14 by Chantry
I can't spell

[Stump Water]

10 hours ago, watab kid said:

i dont need to ruin my organs with statins so they can treat me for the side affects

 

What?  No dementia for you?

[Rye Miles #13621]

When people tell you you look good for your age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[watab kid]

On 3/14/2026 at 11:34 AM, Stump Water said:

 

What?  No dementia for you?

i may get dementia but it will not be enhanced by the stuff prescribers are pushing , im already getting a little forgetful but i remember eventually - granted it might be the middle of the night ..........

[Chantry]

When you stand in a room slowly turning in circles trying to remember what you had planned on doing.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 3/14/2026 at 2:37 PM, Rye Miles #13621 said:

When people tell you you look good for your age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You  tell then how old you really are ("I'm 84.")

 

They  tell you that they never would have guessed and then tell you "I thought you were about 95."....and you are old enough that you just can't bother to slap the  snot out of  them.

 

[Texas Joker]

When you fall down and strangers rush to help.

[J-BAR #18287]

When you look at your pill caddy to remember what day of the week it is.

[Blackwater 53393]

I had a cop pull me over for speeding a year or so ago. He didn’t write me a citation, but his admonishment included a parting shot. Something to the effect of “Slow down! You’re too old to be doin’ this s**t!”

 

Of course, the next time I saw him I grinned real big…

 

 

 

 

 

…and then flipped him off!

[Chantry]

You leave the blinker signal on for miles

[Perro Del Diablo]

On 3/14/2026 at 4:37 PM, Rye Miles #13621 said:

When people tell you you look good for your age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I never had that problem. Just the opposite.

[Sixgun Seamus]

When you go to your high school reunion and wonder who all these old people are.

[WD Farren]

High quality extra virgin olive oil with daily K2 vitamins will help cholesterol control and slow removal of arterial plaque.

 

EVOO with high counts of olecanthol polyphenols is not found in grocery store cheap olive oil.  It is a science unto itself.

 

if a tablespoon of EVOO gives that hot peppery burn in your throat that is the oleocanthol presence.

 

i was in Lipitor for decades and wound up with a 4x bypass.

Edited March 17 by WD Farren