Facebook Fun

[Dusty Morningwood]

Facebook kicked me off again. Usually, it's for a good reason 😆, but this time slays me. Someone commented that there wasn't enough weed in the world to deal with a certain type of person. I asked if he had considered heroin. Facebook says I have violated community standards (it's enough to make a dog laugh) by promoting the use of drugs. In the words of Foghorn Leghorn, It was a joke, son. I say, I say a joke!

Edited March 5 by Dusty Morningwood

[Rye Miles #13621]

A friend of mine said he had bats in his garage and asked how to get rid of them a couple people said a shotgun, he said No too messy! I said how about a Daisy bb rifle, do you want to borrow mine? Boom! I was put in Facebook jail for two weeks for illegally soliciting guns! I kid you not! 🤪🤪🤪

[PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L]

A long time friend of mine was put in Facebook jail for "liking" too many posts from people who congratulated him when he announced his retirement. 

Apparently there's a daily limit.🥲

[Sedalia Dave]

1 hour ago, Dusty Morningwood said:

Facebook kicked me off again. Usually, it's for a good reason 😆, but this time slays me. Someone commented that there wasn't enough weed in the world to deal with a certain type of person. I asked if he had considered heroin. Facebook says I have violated community standards (it's enough to make a dog laugh) by promoting the use of drugs. In the words of Foghorn Leghorn, It was a joke, son. I say, I say a joke!

 

You should have set up a scam site that took people's money in exchange for a bag of weeds from the pasture.  Even though you are scamming people, fb will take no action against you because you had to pay them for a sponsored ad. 

[Cypress Sun]

 

Last time I saw a facebook, it was in a post office and it wasn't good.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

And so many  people winder in awe at my  hatred  for Facebook.

 

Sell your  soul if you want to.  I'll keep mine for  something worthwhile...like another gun or two.