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I had a dream a little bit ago. My (non-existent) wife was telling me about her (non-existent) friends and their "honeymoon breach baby".

 

Then she asked me what a breach baby was, and while I was explaining it I did a graphic - I spread my two fingers apart like I was showing the number two.

 

Apparently I not only did it in my dream but I did it in my bed because I woke holding my hand like that.

 

Which left me wondering about that honeymoon baby. Is that because it was started on the honeymoon - and like Priscilla Presley was born 9 months to the day after the wedding? Or was that because it decided to come out and say "howdy" while on the honeymoon?

 

Reminded me of a Rock Hudson/Doris Day movie - LOVER COME BACK. Rock pretended to be somebody else to cause Doris to fall for him, so he may take advantage of her. And she does. Then she finds out he was lying to her. For some reason this upsets her. They both get drunk, and end up in Maryland in a motel, married. She gets it annulled, and he gets transferred from the New York office to the San Francisco office. He wrote her a letter every day for 8 months, and every one was returned unopened. Then during the 9th month, Alice (The Brady Bunch's maid) called him (she was also Doris's maid) and said that she might be stepping over the line but she figured a man needed to know when his baby was being born.

 

He flew back to New York and as they were pushing her into the delivery room the judge is walking along next to them performing the ceremony. He says "I now pronounce you man and wife", and they go through the door the delivery room, and an orderly out in the hall says to his buddy, "That's cutting it close".

 

Minor legal question here - since they were married when the baby was started, if they had not gotten married there at the end of the movie, so they were unmarried when the baby was born, would it still be legitimate? Seems like it would be to me. Any legal thoughts on that?

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I thought that was supposed to be "breech" baby, but otto was awful damn insistent.

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Marriage was annulled in your explanation therfore legally didn't happen

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Actually I don't understand how Doris was able to get an annulment. I thought to get the marriage annulled it had to have not been consummated. And she knew it had been consummated. So unless she lied...

 

Nowadays I don't think it matters, but in 1961 I think it mattered.

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i once had a coworker that would plan a vacation every two years , she and her husband and another couple , she always can=me back pregnant , im certain it was planned and i felt vindicated on =f my thoughts that women are very calculating , as a more spontaneous person i thought that callous - then i realized they were planning their lives well , i did not have an issue with that in hindsight , 

 

i still like to be a little spontaneous but these days its a restaurant meal at a place we both like on a day we didnt plan on 

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1 hour ago, watab kid said:

, she and her husband and another couple , she always can=me back pregnant

Call me dirty minded, but my first thought was either her husband was sterile and they would go off with the other couple and that's how she would come back pregnant - the other guy was a substitute. Or they and the other couple was swingers. Either way there was sex involved with the other couple and that's why they would go together and she would come back pregnant.

 

Like I say, sometimes I got a dirty dirty mind.

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16 hours ago, Alpo said:

Call me dirty minded, but my first thought was either her husband was sterile and they would go off with the other couple and that's how she would come back pregnant - the other guy was a substitute. Or they and the other couple was swingers. Either way there was sex involved with the other couple and that's why they would go together and she would come back pregnant.

 

Like I say, sometimes I got a dirty dirty mind.

no , i knew the other couple well , i believe that she went on vacation to a wonderful place to get pregnant and have fun doing it three kids four vacations while we were all working the same place , we all joked about it but i believe she calculated it whether he knew it or not , 

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