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16 minutes ago, KatfishKid said:

Mailed our applications off this morning. Hotel room booked. We're looking forward to it.

Great, it will be nice to meet y’all. Bring plenty of ammo, besides the main match we’ll have the normal side matches and a 4 stage Black Powder side match, a 4 stage warmup and a 4 stage Wild Bunch match in case you’re into them New Fangled guns. Don’t forget to come by stage 1 and try to Shoot the Rope. 
 

Randy

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Posted
2 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

Great, it will be nice to meet y’all. Bring plenty of ammo, besides the main match we’ll have the normal side matches and a 4 stage Black Powder side match, a 4 stage warmup and a 4 stage Wild Bunch match in case you’re into them New Fangled guns. Don’t forget to come by stage 1 and try to Shoot the Rope. 
 

Randy

You need to make “shoot the rope” more realistic…..hang a chicken foot on the rope. I’m sure @Tennessee williams will be there all day. 😎

 

Kajun

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Posted

Kajun is talking about shooting the rope while eating a chicken leg. You know how the Krazy one is.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Tn Tombstone said:

Kajun is talking about shooting the rope while eating a chicken leg. You know how the Krazy one is.

Chicken and sausage gumbo is purdy good eatin' 😎

 

Kajun

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Randy,

Got a “Who’s A-Comin’” list?

 

I’m ponderin’ ridin’ in, but knowin’ some fellers like to do crazy things with chicken parts, I’m a mite skittish. If I do show, reckon I’ll bring some young guns for security. How much protection does a chicken cowboy need out there?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Chicken George* said:

Randy,

Got a “Who’s A-Comin’” list?

 

I’m ponderin’ ridin’ in, but knowin’ some fellers like to do crazy things with chicken parts, I’m a mite skittish. If I do show, reckon I’ll bring some young guns for security. How much protection does a chicken cowboy need out there?

Right now I don't have a who's coming list available. The only person dealing in chicken parts was Tennessee Williams and this year he switched to shooting black powder and has so much smoke in his eyes there ain't no way he could catch a chicken. No need to be skittish but it's always a good idea to bring Young Guns for security!  🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

 

Hope y'all can come and join us!

Randy

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Just now, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

Right now I don't have a who's coming list available. The only person dealing in chicken parts was Tennessee Williams and this year he switched to shooting black powder and has so much smoke in his eyes there ain't no way he could catch a chicken. No need to be skittish but it's always a good idea to bring Young Guns for security!  🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

 

Hope y'all can come and join us!

Randy

RSE,

 

@Krazy Kajun is in on it too. Knowing @Tennessee williams, whether he is shooting BP or not, he will be up to some chicken foot shenanigans. Now don't get him started on the merits and history of 'Naner Splits.

 

La Sombra

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Posted

Travelin Travis and SilverLocks will be coming from Texas. 
Our entry is in the mail. 

Everyone is talking about chicken legs. 
Well, what about the Breast? You know even Chicken Saloon Girls Matter.  LOL

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, SilverLocks said:

Everyone is talking about chicken legs. 
Well, what about the Breast? You know even Chicken Saloon Girls Matter.  LOL

Hon,

 

It is chicken FEET, not legs. It is some crazy hillbilly hoodoo. Not like New Orleans voodoo. The hoodoo can be offset by voodoo gris-gris. Ask @Krazy Kajun

And don't ask @Tennessee williams about 'nana splits.

La Sombra

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Posted
On 2/26/2026 at 8:43 PM, Krazy Kajun said:

Chicken and sausage gumbo is purdy good eatin' 😎

 

Kajun

Damn straight. It also makes killer Jambalaya. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, La Sombra said:

Hon,

 

It is chicken FEET, not legs. It is some crazy hillbilly hoodoo. Not like New Orleans voodoo. The hoodoo can be offset by voodoo gris-gris. Ask @Krazy Kajun

And don't ask @Tennessee williams about 'nana splits.

La Sombra

That ole gris gris ain't got nothin on Tennessee Hoodoo. I've already started peeing under rocks and everything. 

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On 3/3/2026 at 8:23 AM, Chicken George* said:

Randy,

Got a “Who’s A-Comin’” list?

 

I’m ponderin’ ridin’ in, but knowin’ some fellers like to do crazy things with chicken parts, I’m a mite skittish. If I do show, reckon I’ll bring some young guns for security. How much protection does a chicken cowboy need out there?

If you bring them three you had at EOT plus Quick Chick you'll have all the security you need.

kR

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Our apps are in! Skrap P, the girls, and this chicken cowboy will be headin’ to Wartrace this year.

 

The young’uns are already askin' about Tennessee Williams’ secret nanner-split map. Any pard got a copy we can get our mitts on?

 

Skrap P’s bringin’ his fishin’ pole — KK, how’s the fishin’ on that lake lookin’ this year?

 

Widder, how in tarnation did we miss your famous Tennessee Long Tail Rabbit last time we was there? The kids still ain’t let me live that one down!

 

CG

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chicken George* said:

Our apps are in! Skrap P, the girls, and this chicken cowboy will be headin’ to Wartrace this year.

 

The young’uns are already askin' about Tennessee Williams’ secret nanner-split map. Any pard got a copy we can get our mitts on?

 

Skrap P’s bringin’ his fishin’ pole — KK, how’s the fishin’ on that lake lookin’ this year?

 

Widder, how in tarnation did we miss your famous Tennessee Long Tail Rabbit last time we was there? The kids still ain’t let me live that one down!

 

CG

The fishing out to the lake is first rate but if you really want to catch a WHOPPER ole @Widder, SASS #59054 and @Tennessee williams are caretakers and curators of some of the biggest whoppers I've ever heard. 😎

 

Kajun

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Posted
1 hour ago, Krazy Kajun said:

The fishing out to the lake is first rate but if you really want to catch a WHOPPER ole @Widder, SASS #59054 and @Tennessee williams are caretakers and curators of some of the biggest whoppers I've ever heard. 😎

 

Kajun

@Krazy Kajun, that's right. They have the largest and oldest collection of Burger King memorabilia in the country. The Tennessee Department of Environmental Quality  really should declare @Tennessee williams homestead a Superfund Site with those rotten burgers! Peeing under rocks don't help none!

 

La Sombra

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Posted
2 hours ago, La Sombra said:

@Krazy Kajun, that's right. They have the largest and oldest collection of Burger King memorabilia in the country. The Tennessee Department of Environmental Quality  really should declare @Tennessee williams homestead a Superfund Site with those rotten burgers! Peeing under rocks don't help none!

 

La Sombra

I get no respect. Everybody knows if you're gonna ward off that Voodoo doodoo, you gots to go pee pee under a rock to counter those gris gris. One thing what's good for your health is to spit in your pee stream. The higher you can pee, the easier it is to spit through it. You gotta be careful though. You might not pee your britches, but you could pee your shirt. Or if'n you been partaking, you might pee somebody else's shirt. That's where it gets not so good for your health. :ph34r:

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Last day at Wartrace, out of nowhere some sneaky hoodoo called down a real toad-strangler! Rain hit like the devil’s own firehose — our guns were spittin’ more water than lead and our boots turned into walkin’ water bags. We stood there drippin’ like a pair of sorry wet hens while all you locals just grinned big and kept right on blastin’ away like it was a pleasant Sunday mist!

 

So fess up — was it KK’s swamp juice or Tennessee Williams’ hoodoo that done us dirty?

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4 minutes ago, Chicken George* said:

Last day at Wartrace, out of nowhere some sneaky hoodoo called down a real toad-strangler! Rain hit like the devil’s own firehose — our guns were spittin’ more water than lead and our boots turned into walkin’ water bags. We stood there drippin’ like a pair of sorry wet hens while all you locals just grinned big and kept right on blastin’ away like it was a pleasant Sunday mist!

 

So fess up — was it KK’s swamp juice or Tennessee Williams’ hoodoo that done us dirty?

I think it had to be KK, Tennessee don't like shooting in rain, even a light drizzle like that! 🤠😁

 

Randy

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KK, I reckon you’re onto somethin’ thicker’n molasses! Randy has been jumpin' quicker’n a scalded cat to defend TW — “Couldn’t be him, he don’t like rain… or he can’t even see through all that smoke… don’t worry ‘bout him!”

 

Heck, Randy even joked it was only a light drizzle — like our full river baptizin’ was funny! Shows he has zero sympathy and probably helped orchestrate the whole soggy hoodoo mess.

 

Now that I study on it, my oldest D Stroyer was shootin’ Duelist last time… and I’m pretty sure both TW and Randy were shootin’ Duelist too! The plot thickens!

 

I shoulda listened when Widder warned me about Tennessee Williams… but I never once suspected Randy was ridin’ shotgun with him! 

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9 minutes ago, Chicken George* said:

Now that I study on it, my oldest D Stroyer was shootin’ Duelist last time… and I’m pretty sure both TW and Randy were shootin’ Duelist too! The plot thickens!

I was shootin' Duelist, but I was shooting Old Man Duelist (Elder Statesman), so I wasn't shootin' against TW or D Stroyer. 😂🤠

Hopefully we don't have any rain this year, I hate to have to clean my guns. 

 

Looking forward to seeing y'all and tell D Stroyer we'll miss him. 🤠

Randy 🤠

 

PS TW has moved over to the Dark Side now, I think he needed more smoke for his Hoo Doo to counteract KK's Voo Doo. 😂🤣🤠🤠

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Posted
12 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

...PS TW has moved over to the Dark Side now, I think he needed more smoke for his Hoo Doo to counteract KK's Voo Doo. 😂🤣🤠🤠

 

And the Dark Side will never be the same again.  Even the cookies taste different.

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Posted
8 hours ago, Diamond Jake said:

 

And the Dark Side will never be the same again.  Even the cookies taste different.

Ground up Chicken Feet will alter the taste a bit.

kR

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I wish Painted Lady and I were coming - but between airfare, car rental and getting the guns out there - the numbers are insane.

And it's a bit too far to drive.

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Shooter list capped out yet? I may be able to make it this year. Curious, if I would be put on the waitlist?

Thanks

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Lonestar John LaRue said:

Shooter list capped out yet? I may be able to make it this year. Curious, if I would be put on the waitlist?

Thanks

 

No, we still have room, last I heard we were around 165, we start a waiting list at 225. Send in your application and come join in on the fun! 🤠

 

Thanks

Randy

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1 hour ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

No, we still have room, last I heard we were around 165, we start a waiting list at 225. Send in your application and come join in on the fun! 🤠

 

Thanks

Randy

Great! Thanks

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