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So, I stumped a group of cowboys today.

They were all discussing favorite calibers, and 44's kept popping up.

So I said " I used to have a set of 44's..."

" yeah? Used to? What happened?"

To wich I replied ...

" I lost weight! Now all I have is a set of 38's!"😛

 

I'll let myself out

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:rolleyes: 🤣

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1 minute ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I like a few things in big cups, like coffee, hot eggnog,  soups, and...well, you know.  :D

 

Those come in A B Cs    It is when you get to the DDs...You have the problem....

 

Texas Lizard

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16 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I like a few things in big cups, like coffee, hot eggnog,  soups, and...well, you know.  :D

 

13 minutes ago, Texas Lizard said:

Those come in A B Cs    It is when you get to the DDs...You have the problem....

 

Texas Lizard

NO I DON'T!!:wub:  I'm a Classic: It has to start with a 4.B)

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When I first met my wife, there were a couple of things that grabbed my attention.

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5 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ......... what about on HIS  my life ........

Okay, let's take a vote on whose life...

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i didn't see that coming , 

 

i had a response for the woman you walked away from , the job you walked away from , a couple others- truck , gun , pair of pants .....i could ad lib on others if they had popped up but you broadsided me here .................i think your to be congratulated first and foremost , and then ill call you a wordsmith on that one  

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17 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

So, I stumped a group of cowboys today.

They were all discussing favorite calibers, and 44's kept popping up.

So I said " I used to have a set of 44's..."

" yeah? Used to? What happened?"

To wich I replied ...

" I lost weight! Now all I have is a set of 38's!"😛

 

I'll let myself out

Any comedy clubs near you? I think you’d be a hit! 👍😂

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12 hours ago, watab kid said:

i didn't see that coming , 

 

i had a response for the woman you walked away from , the job you walked away from , a couple others- truck , gun , pair of pants .....i could ad lib on others if they had popped up but you broadsided me here .................i think your to be congratulated first and foremost , and then ill call you a wordsmith on that one  

I am so pleased you were broad- sided 😝

(See what I did there?)

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4 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

I have to say I did not recognize you for sure when I saw you yesterday Sue.

kR

I added it up to your recent vacation stay...but yes, I am getting that often🤗

Funny...I still feel like me

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19 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

My kind of woman...... humble and modest.

 

..........Widder

 

And to quote Les Nessman on WKRP in Cincinnatti "Stacked like the Library Of Congress."

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20 hours ago, Texas Lizard said:

Those come in A B Cs    It is when you get to the DDs...You have the problem....

 

Texas Lizard

Oh yeah...you get smarter when you lose weight. I went from D's to C's 😝

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On 2/7/2026 at 4:25 PM, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

So, I stumped a group of cowboys today.

They were all discussing favorite calibers, and 44's kept popping up.

So I said " I used to have a set of 44's..."

" yeah? Used to? What happened?"

To wich I replied ...

" I lost weight! Now all I have is a set of 38's!"😛

 

I'll let myself out

If any cowboy follows this with a post about barrel length …I not reading it.

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11 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

I am so pleased you were broad- sided 😝

(See what I did there?)

yup - i do , again congrats 

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16 minutes ago, largo casey #19191 said:

38 Short,Long Or Special

                                            Largo

You will never know, my sweet friend!🤪

And shame on you!!

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