Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Ole TW was visiting one of his favorite hangouts this morning.....1st Nat'l Bank of Murfreesboro. A armed robber came in and ordered everyone..."Face down on the floor". Then the robber walked over to a patron on the floor and ask..."Did you see my face"? Patron replied.....YES. BANG, shot the patron in the leg and threatened to kill him if he told police. Again, the robber walked over to a patron on the floor and ask....."Did you see my face"? Patron replied....YES. BANG, shot the patron in the leg and threaten to kill him if he told police. Then the robber walked over to where TW was laying face down on the floor and ask...."Did you see my face"? TW replied....... "NO, but I'm pretty sure my wife did".. The man (TW) is a living history book. Another true story! ..........Widder 1 11 Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Absolutely true and factual, give or take a lie or two! 2 Quote
Tennessee williams Posted February 5 Posted February 5 The truth ain't in that man. Weren't at no bank. I was over at the local Gas 'n grub. I'd just filled up my truck and went in to get a sammich. The rest of it's pretty spot on. 2 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 5 Author Posted February 5 When cousin Homer told me you had gone to the bank to borrow some $$$ to buy some gas and vittles and got involved in the middle of a robbery, I just took for granted that it was at the bank. I didn't realize the robbery was at the gas-food-cold beer outlet. They do make good sammiches. Did you get the sardine & mustard sammich or the sardine & olive oil sammich? They both go gooooood with a cold Pepsi. ..........Widder Quote
Kid Rich Posted February 5 Posted February 5 39 minutes ago, Chantry said: Why were you robbing the bank? That is so obvious. To get money. kR 1 1 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted February 5 Posted February 5 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chantry said: Why were you robbing the bank? Cause that's where the money is. 🤑 Edited February 5 by Sedalia Dave Quote
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