Buckshot Bear Posted April 21 Author Posted April 21 The other day our entire city suffered a massive power cut The citizens were delighted. 2 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 22 Posted April 22 10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: The other day our entire city suffered a massive power cut The citizens were delighted. .................... and they lost the power to ....... anything 1 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public. A private tooter 1 5 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted April 22 Author Posted April 22 What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish! 1 Quote
John Kloehr Posted April 22 Posted April 22 4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish! I'm getting stuck on the glue. 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted April 22 Author Posted April 22 7 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: I'm getting stuck on the glue. I knew you'd get stuck on that 1 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 I hired a landscape gardener but he couldn’t help me…. ….my garden is portrait 1 1 1 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted April 24 Posted April 24 8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: I hired a landscape gardener but he couldn’t help me…. ….my garden is portrait Boo Hiss Muppet.mp4 2 Quote
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted May 6 Posted May 6 My kid wanted to go to the Lego store, I told him no way, people are lined up for blocks over there. 4 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 6 Author Posted May 6 People wonder how I can keep my ice house in one piece. Igloo it together. 2 2 Quote
Diego Kid #4631 Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Do you know why Dodger Stadium is so cool????????? It's full of "fans"!!!!!!! 3 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 7 Author Posted May 7 I went to the doctor yesterday, and she wanted me to get some bloodwork done. While the phlebotomist was readying the vials, she asked me, “are you able to give a urine sample?” I responded, “urine luck!” Apparently, she never heard that before. 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 7 Posted May 7 ....... urine for it, ....... if you wet the bed ..... 😗 1 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted Saturday at 01:19 AM Author Posted Saturday at 01:19 AM Someone has ripped the fifth month out of my calendar I'm dismayed 1 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted Saturday at 09:59 PM Posted Saturday at 09:59 PM 20 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Someone has ripped the fifth month out of my calendar I'm dismayed .......... well, I didn't really want a birthday this year ...... 😪 1 1 1 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted 9 hours ago Author Posted 9 hours ago Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. But mark my words, her thyme is cumin. 2 5 Quote
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