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The other day our entire city suffered a massive power cut

 

 

The citizens were delighted.

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10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The other day our entire city suffered a massive power cut

 

 

The citizens were delighted.

 

 

.................... and they lost the power to .......   anything

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What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public.

 

 

 

 

A private tooter 

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What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue?

 

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish!

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4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue?

 

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish!

I'm getting stuck on the glue.

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7 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

I'm getting stuck on the glue.

 

I knew you'd get stuck on that :) 

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I hired a landscape gardener but he couldn’t help me….

 

….my garden is portrait

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People wonder how I can keep my ice house in one piece.

Igloo it together.

 

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I went to the doctor yesterday, and she wanted me to get some bloodwork done. While the phlebotomist was readying the vials, she asked me, “are you able to give a urine sample?”

I responded, “urine luck!”

Apparently, she never heard that before.

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What kind of bees give milk?

 

 

Boo Bees

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Someone has ripped the fifth month out of my calendar

 

I'm dismayed

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Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.

So far, she hasn't noticed. But mark my words, her thyme is cumin.

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