Buckshot Bear Posted March 4 Author Posted March 4 Help! My dog just swallowed some coins! I'm monitoring him, but there's still no change. 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 5 Author Posted March 5 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 I don't make jokes about vegans....... I feel it would be tasteless. 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 16 Author Posted March 16 How many overthinkers does it take to change a lightbulb? Wait… should we even change it? What if darkness has a lesson for us? 4 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: .......... well, things change over 51 years ... 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 18 Author Posted March 18 (edited) Who were the five most constipated men in the Bible? Cain - He wasn't Abel. King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him. King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years. Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain. And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water. Edited March 18 by Buckshot Bear 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 18 Author Posted March 18 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was “ Bach, Bach, Bach….” 1 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 20 Author Posted March 20 As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way Maybe a career as a Tour Guide wasn’t the right choice. 2 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 20 Author Posted March 20 What do you call an Irishman who’s constantly bumping into and bouncing off things? Rick O’Shea 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 23 Author Posted March 23 If you receive an E-mail and in the subject box it says Knock Knock. Do not open it as it’s from the Jehovah’s Witness’s working from home. 2 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 23 Author Posted March 23 Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do. 4 2 1 Quote
Alpo Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Why was the barista wearing a mask? It was a coughy filter. 2 2 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. 2 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 It was raining cats and dogs and I almost stepped in a poodle 2 2 Quote
Doc Shapiro Posted April 12 Posted April 12 I had to go to the clinic today for a test. Turns out I tested negative. For patience. 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 12 Posted April 12 6 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said: I had to go to the clinic today for a test. Turns out I tested negative. For patience. I, too, have failed that test, 3 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 13 Posted April 13 I tried stand up comedy once but I got exhausted and had to sit down 1 1 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted Wednesday at 08:39 PM Posted Wednesday at 08:39 PM I'm having a garage sale this weekend! Please don't come if I've ever borrowed anything from you. 🤠 3 2 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted 13 hours ago Author Posted 13 hours ago What type of doctor has the most no-show appointments? Their patients tend to be flaky. Quote
John Kloehr Posted 13 hours ago Posted 13 hours ago 34 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: What type of doctor has the most no-show appointments? Their patients tend to be flaky. Did you forget the punchline? Anyway, I'm sure it is a statistical problem, could be: Optometrist, patients could not see showing up Anestheioslogist, patients could not wake up in time Dermatologist, patients made rash decisions when scheduling Orthoedist, patients considered the appointment "humerous" rather than taking it seriously 1 2 Quote
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