Buckshot Bear Posted February 4 Author Posted February 4 On 2/2/2026 at 1:29 PM, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: That's nachos business. Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 5 Author Posted February 5 I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches. It doesn’t. It’s noisy and poops all over the floor. And this is why you shouldn't hire poultry for kitchen work, they always run a-fowl! 4 1 Quote
Finagler 6853 Life Posted February 5 Posted February 5 Do you know why outlaws are better than in-laws? Outlaws are wanted. 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 5 Author Posted February 5 My meal tonight was pretty dry and tough. Stringy even. They said it was a dinner jacket. Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 5 Author Posted February 5 What’s the secret ingredient in Nutella? I’m nutellin’ you….. 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Why do chickens spend so much time in the gym ? ....... working on their pecks 1 2 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 6 Posted February 6 What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare line 3 1 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 6 Posted February 6 (edited) On 2/2/2026 at 7:13 PM, Buckshot Bear said: I want to buy a new boomerang. But how can I get rid of the old one? Dude! That is what fire places and camp fires are for. True story: some guys were throwing a boomerang on the beach at Vung Ro in 'Nam. Some of us were body surfing. The Boomerang ended up in the water and they asked us to get it and throw in back. Never saw it again! Edited February 6 by Forty Rod SASS 3935 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 8 Posted February 8 The god of thunder rode the skies upon his favourite filly "I'm Thor" he cried .... the horse replied "you forgot the thaddle thilly" 1 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 8 Author Posted February 8 On 2/7/2026 at 10:46 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Dude! That is what fire places and camp fires are for. True story: some guys were throwing a boomerang on the beach at Vung Ro in 'Nam. Some of us were body surfing. The Boomerang ended up in the water and they asked us to get it and throw in back. Never saw it again! Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 8 Author Posted February 8 My doctor advised me to take 2 tablets 4 times a day. That's why I got arrested inside an Apple store! 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 8 Posted February 8 6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: My doctor advised me to take 2 tablets 4 times a day. That's why I got arrested inside an Apple store! ...... is that your local green-grocer ? 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 8 Author Posted February 8 7 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... is that your local green-grocer ? There wasn't even an iWitness Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 8 Posted February 8 ...... did the black-eyed peas not see you ? Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 9 Author Posted February 9 2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... did the black-eyed peas not see you ? Nearly choked on an artichoke. 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 9 Author Posted February 9 6 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: The coughing will keep you busy, and stop you from getting board. 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 When planning a garden, what amount of space do you need for fungus? As mushroom as possible. 1 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 I recently saw a documentary comparing the portrayal of Jack Reacher by Alan Ritchson and Tom Cruise it was titled "All Reachers Great and Small" 1 6 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 What happens when the smog lifts off Los Angeles? UCLA 2 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 How much does a roof cost? Nothing, it's on the house. 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 12 Posted February 12 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: How much does a roof cost? Nothing, it's on the house. One of the Louis L'Amour books, the hero is eating at a restaurant in a little cowtown, and when he got through he asked the guy that owned the place - how much I owe you? The owner tells him "it's a tin roof". What?? "It's on the house." 6 Quote
Trailrider #896 Posted February 12 Posted February 12 On 2/8/2026 at 7:48 PM, Buckshot Bear said: The coughing will keep you busy, and stop you from getting board. It's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in, quite often! 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 14 Author Posted February 14 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 2 1 Quote
T.K. Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Q) What do you call a chiuahua that loses his car? A) Joaquin Q) What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? A) Nobody knows Once I had a cross eyed girfriend, it just didnt work out. We just couldnt see eye to eye! Now that I think about it, she may have been seeing some on the side! 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. 2 5 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 26 Author Posted February 26 Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before it is a sadder day. 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 26 Author Posted February 26 What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 26 Author Posted February 26 What do you call a kangaroo with no tail? A hopless case. 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 1 Author Posted March 1 Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body? He's all right now. 1 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 I am lactose intolerant. I don't like people who are missing fingers either. 1 Quote
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