Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Posted January 15 Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock-knock" joke? He won the "no-bell" prize. 2 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. 2 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 2 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 The cashier at the grocery store asked me if I would like my milk in a bag I replied "No thanks leave it in the carton". 3 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament… …but it was a complete failure. Good players are really hard to find. 4 Quote
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted January 15 Posted January 15 PLEASE, stay on your medications 6 Quote
T.K. Posted January 15 Posted January 15 What do they call an Alligator wearing a vest? An in-vest-igator 2 Quote
T.K. Posted January 15 Posted January 15 (edited) Why did the Blonde write on her forhead with lipstick? She was trying to make up her mind. What do they call a boomerang that doesnt return? A stick. How did hitler tie his shoes? With little knotsies. Edited January 15 by T.K. 3 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 15 Posted January 15 What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? BI SON 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 I saw a woman taking a goose from the park I couldn't help myself. I had to take a gander! 4 Quote
Alpo Posted January 16 Posted January 16 What is the difference between a dad joke and an athletic rabbit? One is a bit funny, while the other is a fit bunny. 1 3 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 16 Author Posted January 16 The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I have no words to describe how angry I am. 1 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 16 Author Posted January 16 To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you… You have my Word… 1 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 What do you call a line of men waiting for haircuts? A barber queue. 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 what do you calll a Spanish guy wearing things (shower shoes). Fellipe Felloppe 1 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 I was going to try an all almond diet but that’s just nuts! 1 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 I’m such a good navigator a self driving car asked me for directions l 2 2 Quote
T.K. Posted January 16 Posted January 16 My dog got into my Scrabble game and ate all the tiles, I had to take him to the Vet................ NO WORD YET. I got fired from my job at the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her. What do they call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 3 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 16 Author Posted January 16 If a child refuses to sleep during nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest? 1 2 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 Can a breezeway still be a breezeway if there’s no breeze? 2 Quote
Texas Joker Posted January 16 Posted January 16 1 hour ago, T.K. said: My dog got into my Scrabble game and ate all the tiles, I had to take him to the Vet................ NO WORD YET. His next trip outside could spell disaster 1 2 Quote
Matthew Duncan Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) My son told my wife if she give him five dollars he would be good. Wife said why doesn’t he be good for nothing.like his father? My wife gets down on her hands and knees when she talks to me! Her favorite phrase is, “Why don’t get out from underneath that bed you coward!!!! Edited January 17 by Matthew Duncan 2 3 Quote
Cactus Jack Calder Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) What is Purple and has conquered the world? Alexander the Grape! How can you tell if an Elephant has been in your refrigerator? You will see his footprints in the Cheesecake! 😁CJ Edited January 17 by Cactus Jack Calder Missing word 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 17 Author Posted January 17 If women with big breasts work at Hooters.. where do women with one leg work? I Hop 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 If a child refuses to sleep during nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest? 1 Quote
Dapper Dave Posted January 17 Posted January 17 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way! 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Failed my biology test today. They asked what was commonly found in cells?. Apparently prisoners is the wrong answer 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 17 Author Posted January 17 My wife begged, “PLEASE stop introducing our kid as your godson.” I’m like, “Sure…as soon as he stops doing unhinged crazy stuff that has me screaming, ‘MY GOD, SON!’” 2 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 I saw. Book that said “ Fix 50% of your problems “. I bought two! 1 2 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course they can, houses can’t jump 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted January 18 Author Posted January 18 Why are French Submarines, the only submarines in the world that have 8 foot high ceilings in them? So that when they surrender, they can raise their hands. 1 4 Quote
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