Spaceballs

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Back in about 1987 or so, Spaceballs was released upon an unaware, un-expecting, and innocent world.  Over the years I have tried to watch all of it, but never got more than about ten minutes into it until I turned it off.

 

Today I girded up my loins, fortified myself with snacks and sarsaparilla, and took my dog to another room where she would be safe, and watched the whole thing.

 

I have never before seen such totally toxic excrement, and pray that I will never again have to do so.  After something like ninety seven minutes  this abomination ended and I realized that I had lost about sixty points from my IQ, and was suffering from the shakes, dehydration, and the loss of most of  my self-respect.  My tongue was swollen and i couldn't get my right eye to focus.  I also lost several years from my visual appearance, what little color I still had in  my hair, and am suffering from shakes and increased tinnitus.

 

I am going to see if a mega-dose of  Young Frankenstein, Casper The Friendly Ghost, and the Addams Family movies can get me on the road to recovery. 

 

Pray for me.

[Rip Snorter]

Beer, beer is the answer...to many tedious experiences!

[Rye Miles #13621]

1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

Beer, beer is the answer...to many tedious experiences!

Beer is not enough for that movie you need some hard stuff to make it through! 😂😂

[Rip Snorter]

1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Beer is not enough for that movie you need some hard stuff to make it through! 😂😂

Easier if you had seen all the things Mel was spoofing.

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Casper The Friendly Ghost,

The live action with Wednesday Addams in it? Not a cartoon?

 

That's a good movie.

[Major Crimes]

Don't panic but the sequel is in production here in Australia

[Cowtown Scout, SASS #53540 L]

I have never been able to watch the whole movie - only parts of it and not for very long each time.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I didn’t see any evidence that you were forced to watch it. Perhaps you are losing self control?

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

Can’t imagine watching something like that without having seen the original Star Wars. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

The live action with Wednesday Addams in it? Not a cartoon?

 

That's a good movie.

The movies and the old TV series are both good.  The cartoons really stank (past tense of stink.)  

[Alpo]

No I meant Casper.

 

 

Live action movie, with Christina Ricci - think that's her name. Played Wednesday in the two Addams family movies.

 

I think they made a cartoon movie about Casper so I wanted to make sure that I was thinking about the same movie you were talking about.

[Caprock Kid]

He’s gone plaid!

[Wiley Wastelander]

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage.

[watab kid]

never seen it and aint wasting my time - these dont interest me , ill watch die hard again - or one of the sequels 

[Blackwater 53393]

I thought that Spaceballs was mildly amusing, having seen the original Star Wars trilogy and, unfortunately, a couple of the Aliens movies.

 

I wouldn’t bother watching it again…

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

18 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

Easier if you had seen all the things Mel was spoofing.

I saw and recognized most of it AND THE MOVIE STILL STINKS.

[Dr. Zook]

You could have saved yourself -- Jeremiah Johnson was on last night...

[Rip Snorter]

Not a favorite, but a success compared to some of todays junk - cost $22 million and change to make, earned $37million & change.  Pretty decent ROI.

[Subdeacon Joe]

I've never seen more than short clips of it. Even those are too much.

[Dr. Zook]

3 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

Not a favorite, but a success compared to some of todays junk - cost $22 million and change to make, earned $37million & change.  Pretty decent ROI.

"It's all about the Merchandising! Merchandising!" - Yogurt

 

 

On a serious note, George Lucas took the merchandising rights for the 'Star Wars' series of films and not a cut of the box office take.... 

[WD Farren]

My youngest (now 40 this year) watched it endlessly until she put a dollars worth of pennies into the cartridge slot and put an end to that player.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

19 hours ago, Alpo said:

No I meant Casper.

 

 

Live action movie, with Christina Ricci - think that's her name. Played Wednesday in the two Addams family movies.

 

I think they made a cartoon movie about Casper so I wanted to make sure that I was thinking about the same movie you were talking about.

'Scool movie.  I like it.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

5 hours ago, Dr. Zook said:

You could have saved yourself -- Jeremiah Johnson was on last night...

 

5 hours ago, Dr. Zook said:

You could have saved yourself -- Jeremiah Johnson was on last night...

I watched JJ about two weeks ago followed the next night by The Mountain Men, another great movie.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 12/26/2025 at 6:01 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I didn’t see any evidence that you were forced to watch it. Perhaps you are losing self control?

Not many have forced" me to do anything.  I just wanted to see if tis POS had any redeeming features.

 

I found none.