An Alpoesque Thought about "Mrs. Doubtfire"

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

I was vacuuming today, and thought about the scene in "Mrs. Doubtfire" where Robin Williams is doing the same thing while "Dude Looks Like a Lady" is playing. My dog was, as always running around trying to get away from the Vacuum Monster, when it occurred to me that if the family had had a dog, he NEVER could have gotten away with it because the dog would have recognized him IMMEDIATLY.