Dear Mr. Keller

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

  .... where can I get some of that cologne ?

 

                              Au de Payne

 

I feel that I, too, may have earned the right to, at least, try it.

[Alpo]

You should try some of this.

 

Épouvantable eaux d'égout

[DeaconKC]

20 minutes ago, Alpo said:

You should try some of this.

 

Épouvantable eaux d'égout

You and I both enjoy The Whiteboard!

[Henry T Harrison]

My favorite if they made it would be eau de

  #9

[Michigan Slim]

16 minutes ago, Henry T Harrison said:

My favorite if they made it would be eau de

  #9

When my daughter was becoming a young lady, I told her to put a dab of #9 behind each ear. If the little puke taking her out didn't recognize or like it, dump him quick. She stared at me like I was an alien. 

[Alpo]

2 hours ago, Henry T Harrison said:

My favorite if they made it would be eau de

  #9

You can always get you one of the air fresheners and wear it around your neck, like dog tags.

[Michigan Slim]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

You can always get you one of the air fresheners and wear it around your neck, like dog tags.

I prefer to just tip over the dang bottle. Seems to have been a habit of mine over the years.