Poor TW. Its a never ending saga

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I thought I knew a lot about TW but today, I found out he's so afraid his wife will thump his skull with a

cast iron skillet that he sleeps with his head UNDER the pillow.

 

He use to sleep with a football helmet on till he had to start using a CPAP machine.  Then she put clorox

in the water container.

 

His side of the bed also has motion sensor alarms built into the mattress just in case the Bunkhouse Boss gets too close

to skull thump him.

 

Its no wonder he's irritable and jittery all the time and don't trust nobody.

 

..........Widder

 

[Blackwater 53393]

I don’t know why he’s worried about any blow to the head!!  It’d be like beating on an old super ball. That frypan would likely bounce back and smack Mz TW right twixt the eyeballs!

 

By the same token, if she did whomp him on the noggin, it might just improve his looks!!

 

[Tennessee williams]

Widder, you ought to know why I'm as careful as I am. It's cause my wife learned her skull thumping from your bunkhouse boss! 

  Y'all ever see a dog what's been beat too much? It'll hunker down when it thunders outside, it'll eat so fast it thinks another dog come by and stole its food, it'll wet itself at sudden noises or when it walks fast. Well, Widder does all that too! 

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

A skillet to TW's head. Isn't that like beating a large tree stump with a spoon?

[Perro Del Diablo]

Cast iron skillet vs cast iron anvil 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

the first liar ain't got a chance