You do, of course, realise ...

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 ...... that you have less than 3 shopping months to get me a nice Christmas present.   🙃

 

 

Edited September 25, 2025 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

[Texas Lizard]

A blond  about 5' 2"...Work for you???

 

Or do you prefer 2 of them....

 

Texas Lizard

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

2 would be fine; .... but 3 ? (I only have 2 hands)  😇

[Calamity Kris]

3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ...... that you have less than 3 shopping months to get me a nice Christmas present.   🙃

 

 

 

Same goes for you, darlin'.

[Rye Miles #13621]

Thanks, I’ll get you the same thing I got you last year!😂

[Pat Riot]

Here, I got you a date time calculation website. The link is below this copy of a screenshot. 

Image From: https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=9&d1=25&y1=2025&m2=12&d2=25&y2=2025

 

Of course you’re a day ahead of us so you’re one day closer to…

 

GIF from: https://fermer.vercel.app/posts/gifs-australian-merry-christmas/

[Alpo]

From the title I thought he was being aggressive

 

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

DON'T hold your breath WJ 

 

  and close the cooler 

 

   CB 🤣

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I’ve budgeted all my gifts but you’re third on my list for 2029.

[Texas Lizard]

10 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

2 would be fine; .... but 3 ? (I only have 2 hands)  😇

You are missing out....

 

Texas Lizard

[PowderRiverCowboy]

On 9/25/2025 at 12:15 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

2 would be fine; .... but 3 ? (I only have 2 hands)  😇

 

He never said 5'2" inches tall  and I thought we cancelled Christmas this year (sorry just personal rather forget Christmas past New Years ) Of course he never said female either

Edited September 26, 2025 by PowderRiverCowboy

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 9/24/2025 at 10:11 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ...... that you have less than 3 shopping months to get me a nice Christmas present.   🙃

 

 

I already got yours.  The bill will be in the package.

[Alpo]

On 9/25/2025 at 12:11 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ...... that you have less than 3 shopping months to get me a nice Christmas present.   🙃

 

 

I saw this and immediately thought of you and this thread.

 

Y'all got Kentucky Fried down there, right? Do they sell this?

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

not that I know, or want to know, of .......  😝

[Waxahachie Kid #17017 L]

Up here in Texas we spell it "realiZe". 

As they say, we are separated by a common language. 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

Up here in Texas we spell it "realiZe". 

As they say, we are separated by a common language. 

 

 

 I'm sorry, but I can't force you to be right      😉

[Waxahachie Kid #17017 L]

The Brits and Aussie's do the same thing...and spell it with an "s". 

They also pronounce aluminum, as "al-you-min-e-um", and

Lieutenant, as "Lef-ten-ant" 

You guys can't be right...all of you drive on the left!!!  

 

[Pat Riot]

31 minutes ago, Barrel Rider said:

I bet they taste like real chicken.

I will never know. 

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Monday Oct. 6 and just shy of 5 pm this side of the Mr. and Mrs. Sippi, and north of the Equator.

Buddy of mine called all in a distressed lather.

Poor fellow reported he'd just seen the first and second Christmas commercials of the season.
The "Christmas Can-Can" immediately started high-kicking through my mind's ear ...

 

Edited October 6, 2025 by Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103

[Alpo]

Never heard that before. I like it.

[Sedalia Dave]

On 9/25/2025 at 12:11 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ...... that you have less than 3 shopping months to get me a nice Christmas present.   🙃

 

 

 

Only 9 more weekends.

[watab kid]

yes but i dont do it 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 9/28/2025 at 7:03 AM, Alpo said:

I saw this and immediately thought of you and this thread.

 

Y'all got Kentucky Fried down there, right? Do they sell this?

 

Okay, I see the answer, but what was the question?

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

WJ 

 

  i regret to inform you, due to budget constraints 

 

  Ya ain't gettin' NOTHING 

 

   CB 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

WJ 

 

  i regret to inform you, due to budget constraints 

 

  Ya ain't gettin' NOTHING 

 

   CB 

 

 

 

 

 

     .......but, ............ but, .............. but that's what I got last year .......  🥵

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

ya know how it is 

 

  the kids , the bonus kids and the grand kids from both keep ya broke 

 

  CB

[Alpo]

41 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 

 

     .......but, ............ but, .............. but that's what I got last year .......  🥵

Well you oughta be used to it then.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

adjust for calendar .......

 

 ........ rinse and repeat

 

 

 

                                              🤪

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well now 

 

  I reckon , everyone could give WJ a bad time 

 

  then he can say he got something 

 

   CB 

[watab kid]

its not even halloween yet - quit rushin us , 

[Sedalia Dave]