Funny Answers

[Subdeacon Joe]

On an open question and answer forum someone posted a typical OMYGAWD  question,  "What do you think of the JR-15, a smaller assault weapon designed SPECIFICALLY FOR CHILDREN?

One of the answers and some  comments:

 

[Blackwater 53393]

That’s like Carl’s jr/Hardees not selling as many of their 1/3 pound burgers because people thought they were smaller!!

 

Ignorance ain’t always bliss!!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

41 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ignorance ain’t always bliss!!

Actually it IS.... for the ignorant. Stupid people don't know that they're stupid. It's the rest of us that it drives crazy. (I don't have to be drivin. I'm close enough to walk.)

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

That’s like Carl’s jr/Hardees not selling as many of their 1/3 pound burgers because people thought they were smaller!!

 

Ignorance ain’t always bliss!!

 

Yes. Many people thought 1/3 pound burgers were smaller then 1/4 pound burgers.

[Rip Snorter]

The young people who work the deli at my local market never had to learn fractions in school!  I have to say .75 for 3/4 pound - that works because they can read it off the scale!

[Stump Water]

One of my favorites:

 

"... and a small drink."

"We don't have small."

"What sizes do you have?"

"Medium and Large."

[Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428]

13 minutes ago, Stump Water said:

"Medium and Large."

I've had long discussions with fast food people about that very thing.  How exactly is there a medium if there are only 2 options?  They just dont get it.  These kids are getting out of school with absolutely no ability to think for themselves or to be able to reason something out using sound logic.

[Eyesa Horg]

But they know all there is to know about changing their gender. 🤬

[Pat Riot]

I posted this in the meme thread, but it’s also appropriate here. 
 

 

 

 

 

My last job was a 3 1/2 year stint at an agency I also worked at from ‘89 to ‘04. I was there from Nov. ‘18 to July ‘22. 
The level of intelligence was significantly lower when I went back to work there. This was evident all the way up through executive management. 
Anyway, I had this decal on the back of my Miata:

 

I found out that several snowflakes were truly offended and made scared by this decal. I was told to remove it. I told them it was an image on a decal, not a gun. I was told I still needed to remove it. I said “No! This offends me. I have rights under the 1st and the 2nd Amendments and if I am made to remove the decal I will sue the agency and every individual involved. “
I never heard another word until just before I retired. A moron that somehow was two levels above me asked if I was still upset over the whole gun sticker fiasco. I said “No, not really. I just went to my safe space a lot during that period.”

”Oh, you have a safe space?”

”Yeah, it’s called a firing range. I went there a lot.” 
“A what?”

”An indoor firing range. You know, a gun range? A place to shoot guns.”

”Oh my. I have to go. I will talk to you later.”
‘CLICK’

[Jiminy Cricket]

I was at a fast-food restaurant once and all I wanted was a burger.  I did about 7 laps with lady at the counter.  She argued that it was cheaper to buy a meal.  I think she meant it was a better deal, but she insisted that it was cheaper.  I had her ring up a meal and wrote the number down, then I had her wring up just the burger.  It was about $2 less.  She still didn't understand so I ended up saying something like "because I said so."

[Subdeacon Joe]

Somehow I get the impression that the sarcasm in that answer got lost. 

[Pat Riot]

I was privileged to encounter and listen to an anti gun protest in downtown Los Angeles once on my motorcycle.  I was stuck in traffic. There were about 30 of them.  I was on my bike but there was no room to split lanes so I sat there listening to screeching males and women with megaphones ramble about this and that and then I heard “A R stands for Assault Rifle! What don’t they understand?”

Traffic began moving and I saw my out but not before I threw up my visor and yelled “A R stands for Armalite Rifle you stupid pig!”

She heard me, as did the rest of the screeching woe-men and women. They all came rushing and I let out the clutch and went just fast enough to let them think they could keep up for a while. Some made it a couple of hundred feet then gave up.
 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

OK for you guys to laugh at these **** for brains!

Here in Canada, they form the (mis)government and are busy trying to scoop up most firearms and banning the rest.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Just glad I was born in Alberta and can prove it with my birth certificate.

Hopefully, I'll have "The Right To Return!"

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 9/24/2025 at 9:39 AM, Stump Water said:

One of my favorites:

 

"... and a small drink."

"We don't have small."

"What sizes do you have?"

"Medium and Large."

Same at the local pizza places: medium, large. extra large.  BS