New ice cream flavor was HONEY

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A bear broke into an ice cream shop in Tahoe and ate so much that he passed out on the floor. The shop had just released its new monthly flavor — honey — and locals loved it, but the biggest fan turned out to be this hungry bear.

On only the second day of serving the new flavor, workers opened the shop to find tubs of honey ice cream completely empty and a large black bear lying on the floor, fast asleep after his feast.

Wildlife officials were called. They carefully woke the bear and safely guided him out before moving him to a safer place far from town.

Experts explained that bears have an incredible sense of smell — up to seven times stronger than a bloodhound’s — which helps them find food from miles away. It wasn’t surprising that the honey ice cream drew him straight inside.

The local wildlife center paid for the ice cream, and when the shop owner was asked about it, he just laughed and said, “As long as someone’s paying, I hope he comes back — that’s the fastest we’ve ever sold out!”

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Atta boy, Smoky.  They should donate more ice cream to you as payment for the endorsement.  ;D  

[Pat Riot]

“Our Honey ice cream is so good the bears will break in to get it!”

“Ahhhh, No, Bill, I don’t think so. What else ya got?”

”Uh, let’s see here, okay…Our honey ice cream flavor is so close to the real thing it’ll attract bears!”

”Bill, we don’t want our customers attracting bears with our ice cream. That could be really bad. Do you have anything else?”

“I have something we could use, Chuck.”

”Okay, Charlene, I’m sure whatever you have will be just fine.”

”Okay. We need a pretty girl, like me  and she says ‘Wanna get to know the bears and the bees better?  Try our honey ice cream.’ See, get it Chuck?”

”No Charlene. We don’t want bears and bees harassing and scaring our customers. Does anyone have an idea that our customer will like?…Anyone?”

”I got one Chuck.”

”Okay Jim. What is it?” 
“If you’re having a bear of a day, try our new Honey Ice Cream. Bee-cause it’s Grrrrrreat!”

“Oh good gawd…”

 

[Windy City Kid]

A teacher decided to give her kindergarteners a piece of hard candy after lunch that week and they'd have to guess the flavor. Monday is was cherry, Tuesday was lime, and so on. On Friday, the candy flavor was honey, which baffled the children. The teacher said "It's something your mom calls your dad." At that moment Johnny yelled "Spit it out, spit it out, it's a**hole!" 

[Cowtown Scout, SASS #53540 L]

2 hours ago, Windy City Kid said:

A teacher decided to give her kindergarteners a piece of hard candy after lunch that week and they'd have to guess the flavor. Monday is was cherry, Tuesday was lime, and so on. On Friday, the candy flavor was honey, which baffled the children. The teacher said "It's something your mom calls your dad." At that moment Johnny yelled "Spit it out, spit it out, it's a**hole!" 

Another one glad I was not taking a drink when read the last line.