Everything is under control

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

These are the numbers the Chicago Mayor is using to say he DOES NOT need help with violence in Chicago.

 

Second City Cop: Weekend Numbers

 

Talk about mental gymnastics.

[Sedalia Dave]

More like mental contortionism.

[Blackwater 53393]

Prickster doesn’t have enough brains to do ANYTHING  mental!!

 

Between new ways to screw the citizens of Illinois and where to find the next cheeseburger, there’s no more mental capacity!!  If breathing wasn’t autonomic the fat bastard would suffocate!!