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I can see my wife trying to do that before I break all her fingers. LOL

 

TM

Posted
5 hours ago, Texas Maverick said:

I can see my wife trying to do that before I break all her fingers. LOL

 

TM

Won't work with mine. She's a 3rd degree Black belt.

BS

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Posted

Mine's a much better shot than me.

Windy

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Posted

I don’t have one of those ! 😂

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Posted

reward her with four hours of sex !

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My wife buys me components, so she knows more about it than most. She actually never goes into the Reloading Room, so I have no worries. 

Now, having said THAT, being that my useless, waste of skin, worthless, no-good, low-down, skunk of an oxygen thief SISTER-IN-LAW does have a key, (I have 1/2 of the room, the other half the Mother-In-Law, bless her sainted soul, uses for family storage), I keep everything well locked up anyway. Absolutely no powder, primers, nothing left laying out, JUST in case that fat, whiney, never-had-a-job-and-is-42-years-old, smelly refuse from a dive bar puke bowl sticks her fat greasy stinking head in the door. Fortunately, that wretched refuse of a so-called human being seems to be rather scared of me and doesn't bother me - smart move. 

Ask me about my sister-in-law sometime...actually, don't, I'm on high blood pressure medication. 

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Dapper Dave said:

My wife buys me components, so she knows more about it than most. She actually never goes into the Reloading Room, so I have no worries. 

Now, having said THAT, being that my useless, waste of skin, worthless, no-good, low-down, skunk of an oxygen thief SISTER-IN-LAW does have a key, (I have 1/2 of the room, the other half the Mother-In-Law, bless her sainted soul, uses for family storage), I keep everything well locked up anyway. Absolutely no powder, primers, nothing left laying out, JUST in case that fat, whiney, never-had-a-job-and-is-42-years-old, smelly refuse from a dive bar puke bowl sticks her fat greasy stinking head in the door. Fortunately, that wretched refuse of a so-called human being seems to be rather scared of me and doesn't bother me - smart move. 

Ask me about my sister-in-law sometime...actually, don't, I'm on high blood pressure medication. 

Glad you held back about your SIL would not want you banned from the wire.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Dapper Dave said:

My wife buys me components, so she knows more about it than most. She actually never goes into the Reloading Room, so I have no worries. 

Now, having said THAT, being that my useless, waste of skin, worthless, no-good, low-down, skunk of an oxygen thief SISTER-IN-LAW does have a key, (I have 1/2 of the room, the other half the Mother-In-Law, bless her sainted soul, uses for family storage), I keep everything well locked up anyway. Absolutely no powder, primers, nothing left laying out, JUST in case that fat, whiney, never-had-a-job-and-is-42-years-old, smelly refuse from a dive bar puke bowl sticks her fat greasy stinking head in the door. Fortunately, that wretched refuse of a so-called human being seems to be rather scared of me and doesn't bother me - smart move. 

Ask me about my sister-in-law sometime...actually, don't, I'm on high blood pressure medication. 

Go ahead.  Tell us how you really feel.

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

Just go to the bathroom and combine all her makeup into one paint can.  

that makes more sense than what i was coming up with - i think she might relate to that - but in reality mine would not even venture into that area these days - got way too many other areas she is putting time and thought into - mostly hers as she occupies 95 percent of our living and storage space already 

we have 3000sf and the garage is about 750sf - for two of us and its full , ill never be able to move and survive it , 

 

FWIW my reloading room is a bathroom in our home , ill soon be looking for new space as this is the next one to get upraded - after the other three are done 

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Posted
11 hours ago, largo casey #19191 said:

I'm with Rye.

                            Largo

im not against this as represented in the OP , 

Posted
6 hours ago, Dapper Dave said:

My wife buys me components, so she knows more about it than most. She actually never goes into the Reloading Room, so I have no worries. 

Now, having said THAT, being that my useless, waste of skin, worthless, no-good, low-down, skunk of an oxygen thief SISTER-IN-LAW does have a key, (I have 1/2 of the room, the other half the Mother-In-Law, bless her sainted soul, uses for family storage), I keep everything well locked up anyway. Absolutely no powder, primers, nothing left laying out, JUST in case that fat, whiney, never-had-a-job-and-is-42-years-old, smelly refuse from a dive bar puke bowl sticks her fat greasy stinking head in the door. Fortunately, that wretched refuse of a so-called human being seems to be rather scared of me and doesn't bother me - smart move. 

Ask me about my sister-in-law sometime...actually, don't, I'm on high blood pressure medication. 

Tell me how you REALLY feel about your SISTER-IN-LAW and MOTHER-IN-LAW.

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My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman, veritable saint of a lady, who is sadly sliding into dementia assisted by the afore mentioned, (censored, deleted, censored, unprintable, you can't SAY THAT, censored, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD, censored, deleted) sister-in-law. 

That should about cover it. 

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Posted (edited)
18 hours ago, Dapper Dave said:

My wife buys me components, so she knows more about it than most. She actually never goes into the Reloading Room, so I have no worries. 

Now, having said THAT, being that my useless, waste of skin, worthless, no-good, low-down, skunk of an oxygen thief SISTER-IN-LAW does have a key, (I have 1/2 of the room, the other half the Mother-In-Law, bless her sainted soul, uses for family storage), I keep everything well locked up anyway. Absolutely no powder, primers, nothing left laying out, JUST in case that fat, whiney, never-had-a-job-and-is-42-years-old, smelly refuse from a dive bar puke bowl sticks her fat greasy stinking head in the door. Fortunately, that wretched refuse of a so-called human being seems to be rather scared of me and doesn't bother me - smart move. 

Ask me about my sister-in-law sometime...actually, don't, I'm on high blood pressure medication. 

Now how about telling us what you really think about your S-I-L, we are all waiting. Might want to do a group DM for that. LOL

 

TM

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

If wifey looked like that and I was young enough to do anything about it reloading and shooting would be pretty far down my list of activities.

:FlagAm: I am absolutely impressed that at your age you actually remember such things.:ph34r:

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I have to laugh at this. Back a decade or two Wifey was the name of a porn star that live in the Phoenix area in a very expensive house. Her and her husband sold their house within the last five years. When the new buyer realized what had been going on in the house she wanted her money back. I don’t remember the outcome. Since then I don’t call my spouse “Wifey”. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

If wifey looked like that and I was young enough to do anything about it reloading and shooting would be pretty far down my list of activities.

Then you would be trying out @T-Square's suggestion of 4 hours of sex. LOL

 

TM

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