All dogs go to Heaven

[Alpo]

You all heard that, right?

 

I just had a dream. There was a stairway to heaven, and these two couples start up the stairs. They haven't died. They just found the stairway to heaven and they're going.

 

One of them's dog saw them and decided he would come along. A saint barnyard - a big dog.

 

It started off a nice little stairway, and it got steeper, and it got steeper, and it got steeper. Finally you were to landing (CAME TO A LANDING).

 

In the middle of the landing was about a 10-ft ladder going up to a manhole. And you go up there and crawl through the manhole and you're in the waiting room.

 

And while we were trying to get that 180 lb dog up that 10 ft ladder I woke up.

 

Cheese sandwich for lunch did that?

Edited September 3, 2025 by Alpo

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

I had Chicken Croquettes for supper one evening.

That night I dreamed a giant Chicken Croquette, a la the Blob, was rolling down our trailer court, eating trailers as it went.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I keep telling you  guys to stop smoking that stuff.  It makes you talk and act funny and makes your feet stink, too.