A new sign...

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

...or at least not one I have noticed before, in my favorite cafe: "The more you complain the longer God will make you live."

 

It instantly occurred to me:  I'M IMMORTAL!

[Horace Patootie, SASS #35798]

Used to be a sign in a coffee shop near work. "Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you need credit, go to Helen Waite".

[Eyesa Horg]

40 minutes ago, Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 said:

Used to be a sign in a coffee shop near work. "Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you need credit, go to Helen Waite".

My FIL, RIP Dad, had a 40s vintage of that sign hanging in his garage. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I had a sign on my desk when I was a Company Commander:  "Always behave like a duck:  Remain calm and unruffled on the surface and paddle like hell underneath."  

 

It was a gift from my office staff.

 

I left it for my replacement.

Edited August 7, 2025 by Forty Rod SASS 3935

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Our commanding LCOL had a fake grenade mounted on a small base with a tag dangling from the pin ... red, rectangular, with number 1 on it.
The sign beside the grenade said "Complaint department, take a number."

[watab kid]

'...she looked up over her shoulder pointing to the sign up on the wall - everything's goanna be all right ....'