Widder's gotta have surgery

[Tennessee williams]

    Me and Widder was on the phone this morning and he gave me some troubling news. It appears he's gotta have surgery. While he was at a routine checkup, he told the doctor that he could pass gas pretty much when he wanted to but they didn't stink. The doctor told him if that's true, go ahead and cut one so Widder did. The doctor didn't waste any time and told him they're gonna have to do surgery on him. He asked if it was going to be on his butthole but they said naw. On your nose

[Eyesa Horg]

You two are a bad influence! At least that's what my Mother would have said! 😂

[C. W. Knight # 47289L]

Was just settin' relaxin' and read that and almost spewded my peanut cracker all over my 'putre screen.  C.W.  

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Don't laugh.....he'll get worse.

 

TW never told anyone that he was once an eye doctor.

One day, a patient called him up and claimed his new glasses didn't let him see at a distance.

 

Of course, ole TW ask the patient to come into his office for a check up.

Upon arrival, TW ask the patient to step outside and look up into the sky.

Then TW ask....... "Whats that way up there"?

 

Patient replied....."that's the Sun".

 

TW says...."Well my goodness feller, just how far do you want to see".

 

Another true story.   Oh yea, TW's eye doctor business closed up.   I wonder why!

 

..........Widder

 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

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[Blackwater 53393]

There are times when I think that if you were to administer a laxative to TW or Widder, they might just disappear!!  🙄

[Boggus Deal #64218]

30 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

There are times when I think that if you were to administer a laxative to TW or Widder, they might just disappear!!  🙄

Wouldn’t be nothing left but shoes!

[Eyesa Horg]

And vapors like a cartoon!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I forgot to mention that TW loves to wash down his nanner splits with TAB.

He's heartbroken that he can't find it anymore and his 'survival' stock has greatly

diminished the past couple years.

 

..........Widder

 

 

[John Kloehr]

Lady went to the doc, and explained. I have farts all the time but they are silent and don't smell. Doc gave her some pills.

 

Next week, she was back. "Doc! now my farts stink!"

 

Doc says "Good! Now let's see what we can do about your hearing."

[Rip Snorter]

3 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Lady went to the doc, and explained. I have farts all the time but they are silent and don't smell. Doc gave her some pills.

 

Next week, she was back. "Doc! now my farts stink!"

 

Doc says "Good! Now let's see what we can do about your hearing."

That is the version I remember, though a Cliff Notes rendition.  There used to be a style of joke telling called Shaggy Dog Stories!  Not a lot of jokes anymore except among close friends.

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

The more of this I read, the harder I laughed ...

Ya had me goin' at first, I murmured "Oh no," at least until I realized I'd been had, and by then I was laughing too hard not to keep reading ... and reading ...

😁😁😁😆😆😆

[Rooster Ron Wayne]

My doctor said drop your britches and spred em .

He said now dont get a boner Steve .

I said im Not Steve  .

He said I know that ,

Im Steve .

[Tennessee williams]

2 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

The more of this I read, the harder I laughed ...

Ya had me goin' at first, I murmured "Oh no," at least until I realized I'd been had, and by then I was laughing too hard not to keep reading ... and reading ...

😁😁😁😆😆😆

If it makes you feel any better, I got Widder at first too. He thought he'd forgotten another appointment.