Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted July 2, 2025 Posted July 2, 2025 What’s your favorite start line(s) for hot weather? Mine is: ”It’s hotter than a boot full of red ants!”
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted July 2, 2025 Posted July 2, 2025 Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock
La Sombra Posted July 2, 2025 Posted July 2, 2025 Several from a match that got cancelled due to hot weather. (Hey, it happens.) IT’S SO HOT, ALL THE BREAD IN THE STORE IS TOAST. IT IS SO HOT THAT IT AIN’T JUST THE HUMIDITY IT’S SO HOT OUT, I SAW A BEE TAKE OFF ITS YELLOW JACKET. IT’S SO HOT MY APPLE JUICE FERMENTED INTO WINE IT’S SO HOT AND HUMID OUTSIDE, THE AIR IRONED THE WRINKLES OUT OF MY SHIRT. La Sombra
Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655 Posted July 2, 2025 Posted July 2, 2025 3 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock Hotter than a freshly woopee'd fox in a forest fire!
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted July 3, 2025 Posted July 3, 2025 Since I'm a cap gun shooter. ( UFC Fighter ) As Derek Lewis has already said ! ( My balls was hot )
Calico Jack Posted July 3, 2025 Posted July 3, 2025 Grandpa taught me “Hotter than the hinges of hell” and I’ve never looked back lol
Dantankerous Posted July 5, 2025 Posted July 5, 2025 More beans, Mr. Taggart? Of course. That's an excellent start line regardless of the weather...😀
Von Dutch, SASS # 7995 Posted July 5, 2025 Posted July 5, 2025 Let's do it! I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix!
Jackrabbit Joe #414 Posted July 5, 2025 Posted July 5, 2025 Mercy! And when it's too cold; Mercy, It's colder than a well diggers Butt! Waaa. Haw.
Stump Water Posted July 5, 2025 Posted July 5, 2025 Seen on a church marquee this week... "No. It's not hot as hell."
Slow Poke Posted July 7, 2025 Posted July 7, 2025 Been watching jaws alot i been using Here's to swimming with bow legged women. It rolls off the tongue nice.
Dapper Dave Posted July 8, 2025 Posted July 8, 2025 I thought that was M*A*S*H, "Oh, I love to go swimmin' with bowlegged women and swim between their legs!" Col. Potter
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted July 9, 2025 Posted July 9, 2025 2 hours ago, Crawdaddy said: Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol She was the fastest deal in town.
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted July 9, 2025 Posted July 9, 2025 If it's also super humid as well as hot, then the following line can work... Thirsty? Take a deep breath!
Joe LaFives #5481 Posted July 17, 2025 Posted July 17, 2025 "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!" Woody.
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