Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted July 2 Posted July 2 What’s your favorite start line(s) for hot weather? Mine is: ”It’s hotter than a boot full of red ants!” 2 Quote
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock 1 2 Quote
La Sombra Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Several from a match that got cancelled due to hot weather. (Hey, it happens.) IT’S SO HOT, ALL THE BREAD IN THE STORE IS TOAST. IT IS SO HOT THAT IT AIN’T JUST THE HUMIDITY IT’S SO HOT OUT, I SAW A BEE TAKE OFF ITS YELLOW JACKET. IT’S SO HOT MY APPLE JUICE FERMENTED INTO WINE IT’S SO HOT AND HUMID OUTSIDE, THE AIR IRONED THE WRINKLES OUT OF MY SHIRT. La Sombra 4 3 Quote
Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655 Posted July 2 Posted July 2 3 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock Hotter than a freshly woopee'd fox in a forest fire! 1 Quote
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Since I'm a cap gun shooter. ( UFC Fighter ) As Derek Lewis has already said ! ( My balls was hot ) 1 Quote
Calico Jack Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Grandpa taught me “Hotter than the hinges of hell” and I’ve never looked back lol 1 Quote
Dantankerous Posted Saturday at 02:47 AM Posted Saturday at 02:47 AM More beans, Mr. Taggart? Of course. That's an excellent start line regardless of the weather...😀 3 1 Quote
Von Dutch, SASS # 7995 Posted Saturday at 05:51 PM Posted Saturday at 05:51 PM Let's do it! I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix! Quote
Jackrabbit Joe #414 Posted Saturday at 06:08 PM Posted Saturday at 06:08 PM (edited) Mercy! And when it's too cold; Mercy, It's colder than a well diggers Butt! Waaa. Haw. Edited Saturday at 06:12 PM by Jackrabbit Joe #414 1 Quote
Stump Water Posted Saturday at 07:50 PM Posted Saturday at 07:50 PM Seen on a church marquee this week... "No. It's not hot as hell." Quote
Dapper Dave Posted Sunday at 03:43 AM Posted Sunday at 03:43 AM "Let's do this, I gotta fart. " 1 Quote
Slow Poke Posted Monday at 11:38 PM Posted Monday at 11:38 PM Been watching jaws alot i been using Here's to swimming with bow legged women. It rolls off the tongue nice. 1 Quote
Dapper Dave Posted yesterday at 01:55 AM Posted yesterday at 01:55 AM I thought that was M*A*S*H, "Oh, I love to go swimmin' with bowlegged women and swim between their legs!" Col. Potter Quote
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 2 hours ago, Crawdaddy said: Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol She was the fastest deal in town. Quote
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago If it's also super humid as well as hot, then the following line can work... Thirsty? Take a deep breath! Quote
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