Favorite start line for hot weather?

[Possum Skinner, SASS#60697]

What’s your favorite start line(s) for hot weather?

 

Mine is:

”It’s hotter than a boot full of red ants!”

[Boggus Deal #64218]

“Here, hold my beer!”

[Waimea]

The beer ain't getting any colder.

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock

 

[Go West]

Ready

[Tex Jones, SASS 2263]

"Let's get this over with!"

[La Sombra]

Several from a match that got cancelled due to hot weather. (Hey, it happens.)

 

IT’S SO HOT, ALL THE BREAD IN THE STORE IS TOAST.

IT IS SO HOT THAT IT AIN’T JUST THE HUMIDITY

IT’S SO HOT OUT, I SAW A BEE TAKE OFF ITS YELLOW JACKET.

IT’S SO HOT MY APPLE JUICE FERMENTED INTO WINE

IT’S SO HOT AND HUMID OUTSIDE, THE AIR

IRONED THE WRINKLES OUT OF MY SHIRT.

 

La Sombra

[Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655]

3 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

Hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock

 

Hotter than a freshly woopee'd fox in a forest fire!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

"READY"

 

 

..........Widder

 

[I. M. Crossdraw, SASS# 8321]

"Let it rip"

[Rye Miles #13621]

Say when

[Rip Snorter]

No Sweat?  Sweaty Betty? 

[Rooster Ron Wayne]

Since I'm a cap gun shooter.

( UFC Fighter )

As Derek Lewis has already said !

 

 ( My balls was hot )

[Hoss]

As Festus would say “ Hotter’n a jug full of red ants”

[Calico Jack]

Grandpa taught me “Hotter than the hinges of hell” and I’ve never looked back lol 

[Kid Rich]

Damn, I'll sure be glad when it warms up.

kR

[Dantankerous]

More beans, Mr. Taggart?

 

Of course. That's an excellent start line regardless of the weather...😀

[Von Dutch, SASS # 7995]

Let's do it! I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix! 

[Jackrabbit Joe #414]

Mercy!

And when it's too cold; Mercy, It's colder than a well diggers Butt!  Waaa. Haw.

Edited July 5, 2025 by Jackrabbit Joe #414

[Stump Water]

Seen on a church marquee this week...

 

"No.  It's not hot as hell."

[Dapper Dave]

"Let's do this, I gotta fart. "

[Slow Poke]

Been watching jaws alot i been using 

Here's to swimming with bow legged women.

It rolls off the tongue nice.

[Dapper Dave]

I thought that was M*A*S*H,

"Oh, I love to go swimmin' with bowlegged women and swim between their legs!"                    

                                                   Col. Potter

 

[Crawdaddy]

Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol 

[H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619]

2 hours ago, Crawdaddy said:

Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol 

She was the fastest deal in town.

 

[Griff]

"No I ain't ready, but let'r rip when you are!"

[H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619]

If it's also super humid as well as hot, then the following line can work...

Thirsty?  Take a deep breath!

[Joe LaFives #5481]

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"       Woody.